Dr. Revan's very bad psychiatric advice--only 5 cents with tax!
After much deliberation, I have decided to open my own psychiatric clinic, since the existing "advice" threads are neither helpful nor funny. Ask away. Oh, and I lied, it's free.
Hmm... seems to me that your sig, avatar, user title, and location don't match AT ALL. This is probably causing you to associate each of the aforementioned with different times in your life, or specific events. This will have a damaging effect over time, as you will learn to purposefully separate yourself from other people, people like me, whose thingummies all go together. Now, I could understand if you were to match the sig and avatar but not the user title, or have one not going with the others, but I don't think any of them really go together! I have two words for you: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE 13TH GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS.
The solution:
Enlist the help of a professional computer nerd. He will know what to do. As for the old stuff, give it the ol' bar of sodium in the bathtub treatment.
Pff, nice move, changing your sig just as I told you what was wrong
Your other problem is, you're in denial. Instead of admitting to your problems, you only pretend they aren't there. But as soon as I log off, you're going to change right back to that lightsaber sig, aren't you?
I appreciate you complimenting me on my good advice. I don't appreciate you calling me a liar. Do you understand that, or do we need to have a little sit-down chat to straighten things up, hmm?
Boy, I've really outdone myself this time, haven't I? Not only have I managed to kill this thread, I've managed to kill the entire OTF for an unprecedented TEN MINUTES! I'm the best psychiatrist ever!
Irene> Your problem is that you have too many posts on KMC. My special psychiatrist mind-powers tell me that this is probably a result of deep-seated boredom, which is probably the result of spending too much time on the internet. Specifically this forum. Did you get any of that? Good, because neither did I. It's alright, whatever the problem is can probably be solved with a bar of sodium and some water, like all of life's difficulties.
Vaya> Judging from the line in your signature, you're spending too much time with this justjakk fellow. And as we all know, he suffers from dyslexia. So in the future, you might be seeing yourself picking up that dyslexia, which could lead to major public embarrassment down the line. Like, you might walk into a bar one day, and look at a hole in the floor, and mean to say, "Wow, look at this hole, crap it is huge!" but instead say "Wow, look at this crap hole, is it huge?" Which we can all tell would be terribly humiliating. So I ask that you do one of two things--either spend a while each day studying various greek philosophers to keep good and smart, or wear justjakk around earplugs--I mean, earplugs around justjakk. See what I mean? It's even happening to me now! *studies Aristotle*
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Dr. Revan's very bad psychiatric advice--only 5 cents with tax!
Dec 1st, 2004 02:09 AM
