Right here is a merry old thread to tell everyone what bad luck you have had on a Friday the 13th. I have a beauty...
Partied at some guys house, got really drunk and hooked up with this hot looking chick who totally wanted to do with me.
We planned to do it and I was oh so ready for it, we had to wait till everyone left the house first so we could be alone and whatnot. My friend was pissing and moaning about how he didnt have money for a taxi so without thinking I handed over my wallet and bassically said "now please get to f*ck"....
so out my friend went with my wallet and then we were alone.....So heres me getting all ready and about to put on the condom and BANG! it hit me....my bloody condoms were in my wallet and my friend is now half way down town with it....So we never got to do it, man how I laugh now but I was furious that night.
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"In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom."
I keep them in the inside compartment of my wallet and under my bed....but no luck I'm afriad!
Whatabout you duder, any tales of unfortunate luck.
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"In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom."
heh, peed your pants. On friday the 13th I almost shit my pants, me and a bunch of people were watching the texas chainsaw massacre a few years back and were shit scared of it, then someone walked in the room and scared us.
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"In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom."
its either luck or it isnt. I just found it rather ironic
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"In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom."