Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Entry #2 - One time on Halloween when I was in my college Spanish Class, I was dressed up like Han Solo and I almost past out in class. Everyone was looking at me and asking if I was okay. I think it was due to the fact that I partied the night before, then got up to jog that morning since I was feeling fat, and I didn't eat breakfast.
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Entry #3 - One time at Marine World Africa USA, when I was around 11 years old, I was at the killer whale show and the MC asked, "I want a member from the audience to pick a number between one and ten." Then, he held the mic up to me in front of hundreds of people and I said, 'twelve'.
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Entry #4 - One time my friend Brian and I were hammered, hanging out in a construction site. Well, the cops arrested us for trespassing and public intoxication. Then they made us sit in jail for four hours with a bunch of crazy people and made us watch 'The Big Hit' with Mark Wahlberg and Lou Diamond Phillips.
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
I am a bad man. Goodnight, I have to go and sleep in my stupid Motel room now because my mum is having her guests stay the night at the house and someone will be sleeping in my bed. God I'm a loser on soooo many levels.