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Computer Virus Alert!!!!! (very serious)
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

 Shocked Computer Virus Alert!!!!! (very serious)

Basically, I just installed a virus into the system and it's called The Pea Soup Virus, and it's very deadly. What happens is that you'll be sitting there minding your own business, checking out the latest movie trailers on KMC, then suddenly you hear a knock on your door. You go to open it, and these twelve little men wearing super hero outfits barge in and dump pea soup all over your computer, rendering it inoperable.

But don't worry, mind you! I also have created the anti-virus! For a small price you can protect your computer from these impostors! The latest virus scanning software won't stop this virus. Only me telling these little men to leave your computer alone is what will stop them! But you must act now and send me a hundred dollars. big grin

Send Check or Cash to:

Tired Hiker
420 KMC Avenue
PO box 777777777
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Act now before it's too late!


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eleveninches
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ummm, Right. sure.
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

You've been warned. Any minute now, you will be hearing the knock on your door! sad Get ready, I hope you have some napkins handy. yes


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eleveninches
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I can't wait. smile

When are they coming?
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Let's see, you are in the UK, it'll take a while for them to get there in their little row boat, but don't worry, they will come.


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eleveninches
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I'll have to stay in and wait for them. Can't go out tonight.
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Don't feed them! They are voracious eaters and they will be hungry after crossing that Atlantic Ocean thingy.


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eleveninches
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What do they look like? I can't let just anybody into my flat.
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gambit88
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*gets out ol betsy* bring em on!


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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
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Thay are small . . . .. they wear super hero outfits ... .. . . . and they carry large bowls of pea soup! sick Don't mistaken them for common folk! They may be hard to spot!


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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

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quote:
Originally posted by gambit88
*gets out ol betsy* bring em on!


Betsy better be effective. These guys are merciless! But remember, send me a hundred dollars, and it won't happen! I can make it stop or you will get your money back!


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eleveninches
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I might have some fun with them. haha

I'll keep them in my flat and not let them go.
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

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quote:
Originally posted by eleveninches
I might have some fun with them. haha

I'll keep them in my flat and not let them go.


OMG, you are brave! Just don't stare them in the eye for too long! confused


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the eye? do they only have one?
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Crisis
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*sends money to Th*
no gnomes are wrecking my computer!


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Do you take credit cards?


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eleveninches
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Im not giving up my money. I need it for pizza tonight. yum!!
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
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quote:
Originally posted by Alias Neo
*sends money to Th*
no gnomes are wrecking my computer!


Thank you! You are now protected from The Pea Soup Virus. Congratulations!


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El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

quote:
Originally posted by Orlando Bloom03
Do you take credit cards?


Sure do! *cha ching* Thank you very much, you are now protected from The Pea Soup Virus! big grin


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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

quote:
Originally posted by eleveninches
Im not giving up my money. I need it for pizza tonight. yum!!


They will eat your pizza and leave you standing in pea soup!


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