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~JP~
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JP the chicken

Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet. sad

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Mar 30th, 2005 08:08 PM

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frodo34x
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Shoot it with a Railgun.

Or, alternativly, Ill come round and smite it with my Sp34r of Smiting +34

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silly string no expression

that stuffs toxic and almighty gooey

Mar 30th, 2005 08:16 PM

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Moosey
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Re: JP the chicken

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Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet.

Better to have a spider in your cabinet than a burr in your britches.

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Clovie

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet.

you shoud get to love it happy

there are so cute, and they're eating stupid flies mad

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Mar 30th, 2005 08:33 PM

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Echuu
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Shoot it with a Railgun.

Or, alternativly, Ill come round and smite it with my Sp34r of Smiting +34

your so obsessed with that bloody spear!!!!!!

but i can understand though; when i bought my sword i was swinging it everywhere and stuff

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frodo34x
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I am the Spear King of the Al Bhed.

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Demarthl
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nuff said

Mar 30th, 2005 09:44 PM

~JP~
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Now see this is what happens when you only have one hour of sleep the night before. I cant believe I opened this thread. laughing out loud

Nice to see moosie wasnt doing the manly thing and offering to kill it for me or anything. wink

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Mar 30th, 2005 10:09 PM

Imaginary
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I'll kill it for you!

Wait, does that make me manly? blink

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I hate spiders

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Jackie Malfoy
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Did the spider look like this?jm

if so he was in my bed last week!JM

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smoker4
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That spider must have an amazing hairstyle now laughing out loud

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i thought this thread was about a chicken! WHERES MY CHICKEN! mad

i want to see JP dressed as a chicken! NOW! mad

Mar 30th, 2005 11:30 PM

Imaginary
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Watch it, Mist. Thou shalt not mess with JP

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Mar 30th, 2005 11:32 PM

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Re: JP the chicken

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Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet.

Spiders are absolutely evil, I have the spider phobia, maybe that's why I suck as a man.

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call the exterminater

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Re: JP the chicken

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Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet.