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lilmisskitten
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Gender: Female Location: In a cloud of smoke
Questions that need answering but i dont think can be answered
i mean questions like
why if someone tells you there are a billon stars in this universe you belive them but if they tell you somewere has wet paint you have to touch it to make sure
why if you blow in a dogs face it will get mad at you while if you take it on a car ride it sticks its head out the window ?
Why is it the smaller the monkey is the more likley to kill you it looks ?
Why do people point to there wrist to ask you what the time is when the dont piont at thier crotch to ask you where the bathroom is ?
got anymore questions god forbid anyone might answer them
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May 2nd, 2005 07:58 PM
Linkalicious
Iran...I Walked...I Jihad
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Re: Questions that need answering but i dont think can be answered
quote: (post ) Originally posted by lilmisskitten
i mean questions like
why if someone tells you there are a billon stars in this universe you belive them but if they tell you somewere has wet paint you have to touch it to make sure
There's actually only 36,872 stars. I counted them
quote: why if you blow in a dogs face it will get mad at you while if you take it on a car ride it sticks its head out the window ?
A human's bad breath in their face or clean fresh air entering their nostrils. You tell me which one you prefer.
quote: Why is it the smaller the monkey is the more likley to kill you it looks ?
I'll take my chances with Bubbles the chimp over a Silverback Gorilla anyday.
quote: Why do people point to there wrist to ask you what the time is when the dont piont at thier crotch to ask you where the bathroom is ?
Did that for a while...apparently girls find it offenseive
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May 2nd, 2005 08:12 PM
Tired-Hiker
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Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Why is it okay to pick your friends, and to pick your nose, but it's not okay to pick your friends' noses?
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May 2nd, 2005 08:15 PM
lilmisskitten
Erotically Charged
Gender: Female Location: In a cloud of smoke
ok then link what about
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth ?
why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries " have a use by date
if quizzes are quizzical what are tests ?
what do you call male ballerinas
why is a person that handles yuor money called a broker
do illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet soup ?
why do toasters have a setting that burns the bread to a horrible crisp that no1 would eat ?
why is there a light in the fridge and not the freezer ?
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May 3rd, 2005 03:39 PM
kaz larner
Nice new Doctor..........
Gender: Female Location: United Kingdom
if u say don't look why do ppl look?
and why do u end up searching for something but never find it till u r looking for something else?
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May 3rd, 2005 04:21 PM
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