hmmm... UHF sucks because it is basically a movie of parodies that parodies itself. Any movie that is so presumptuous to believe that people will like a movie that entails a parody within a parody within a parody is listening to to much Amish paradise. Besides it had david bowe in it, that is instant suckness right there.
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Clerks sucks because it is black and white. Almost famous blows because it is to god damn sentimental. you cant have sentiment in a movie about rock and roll, even if it is the death of rock. If that chik would have gotten naked that may have made up for all the whining emotion.
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Dead mans shoes sucks because british people cannot be gangsters. There is somthing written somewhere that says that, trust me. Though i do give it heads up on one of the finest quotes any movie has ever produced..."i'll sleep when i'm dead"
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze
The Butterfly Effect (Threatrical edition)
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2 (Probably my favourite)
The Return of the Living Dead
Pleasantville
Return of the Living Dead 3
The Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3.
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
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Ok let me see "The Great escape" Try to find something that sucks about it.I bet you can't.JM
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Originally posted by rages Remorse
Dead mans shoes sucks because british people cannot be gangsters. There is somthing written somewhere that says that, trust me. Though i do give it heads up on one of the finest quotes any movie has ever produced..."i'll sleep when i'm dead"
Your rationale is impeccable, the criteria and framework you employ to evaluate the quality of a film is unsurpassed.
They are crap gangsters thats the point, and have you seen The Long Good Friday or The Krays, I think they disprove your theory