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Tired-Hiker
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Have you ever smacked a priest?

I haven't, but a priest pushed me once. erm

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Jun 30th, 2005 05:01 AM

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Darth L. Dipsit
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How wude!

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Jun 30th, 2005 05:02 AM

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Tired-Hiker
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E-chu-ta

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How wude!

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SlipknoT
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Why didnt you kick his ass?

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krillinite
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lol... i got socked by a nun once... i deserved it though erm

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In these times, it's time to start shooting off your mouths.

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Tired-Hiker
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Why didnt you kick his ass?

Because I didn't want to kick a priest's ass in the first place. Plus, I didn't want to kick a priests ass in front of four hundred high school students. Plus I did not want to get fired from my job. You see, the priest did not know that I was using the back door to the gym to set up a live shot with the cables from the live truck for the championship basketball game. After being there for an hour, the teachers knew I was there, but this priest must have shown up late. When I walked into the door to grab my tripod, he pushed me back and said, "Hey, you can't enter here!" I said, "I'm with the tv crew, God." He didn't even apologize.

Odd thing, my four years as a news photographer, the only person to ever touch me is a Catholic School Priest. laughing

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When I walked into the door to grab my tripod,

You Have 3 Testicals!?

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Jun 30th, 2005 05:20 AM

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Odd thing, my four years as a news photographer, the only person to ever touch me is a Catholic School Priest.

That is wrong on so many levels....

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Captain In$ano
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I haven't but now I want to, i'll probably do it this weekend

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E-chu-ta

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Sorry. Just wanted to keep going with that!

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Jun 30th, 2005 05:24 AM

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I haven't, but a priest pushed me once.

I go to catholic school...A kid I know cursed out the priest. It was funny.

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amity75
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I haven't but I always have an overwhelming desire to kick a nun up the arse whenever one walks past me in the street just to see the look on her face.

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Re: Have you ever smacked a priest?

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I haven't, but a priest pushed me once.

No, but I have made out with one confused

*washes out mouth*

Jun 30th, 2005 10:51 AM

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I haven't but I always have an overwhelming desire to kick a nun up the arse whenever one walks past me in the street just to see the look on her face.

Make sure you have a reason to kick her anus.

Act all Satanist, and when they get offended kick her ass, then say she was making fun of your religion.

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Jun 30th, 2005 10:54 AM

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You Have 3 Testicals!?

LOL

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nick1811
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my friend got spanked by a nun...

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Re: Have you ever smacked a priest?

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I haven't, but a priest pushed me once.

no, but oh how I've wanted to.

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