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Vanity
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: Wisconsin

away messeges..

ok what are the funniest away messeges that you have seen?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?... Spongebob Squarepants. Who left their computer because they had to pee?... [YOUR NAME

Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill get back to you!!
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question 4 me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other

K, so leave a number

You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

Jul 12th, 2005 01:34 AM

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Ronny
Love is Blindness

Gender: Female
Location: California

My message has always been Leave a message after the beep erm

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Jul 12th, 2005 01:38 AM

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King of Blades
The King

Gender: Male
Location: The South

Mines is (if I had one) "If you leave so much as one SYLLABLE I will hunt you down and cut your tongue and have it for soup!!" Beep no expression

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Jul 12th, 2005 01:44 AM

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�P0oONY
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: Northumberland, United Kingdom

Mine is.. "I'm not here at the moment, so screw you ugly. Nah, just leave me a message and I will get back to you."

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Jul 12th, 2005 01:48 AM

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The Red
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: BFE, Indiana

pressed 4.

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Jul 12th, 2005 01:48 AM

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Vanity
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: Wisconsin

lol

Jul 12th, 2005 02:01 AM

The Red
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: BFE, Indiana

seriously.

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Jul 12th, 2005 05:03 AM

Spearhead
Prophet

Gender: Unspecified
Location: SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL!

Erm.

I'm sorry, is this like for people's IM's, or their phones?

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Jul 12th, 2005 05:07 AM

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The Red
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: BFE, Indiana

doesn't matter.

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Jul 12th, 2005 05:08 AM

LordKerrigor
bucket wars

Gender: Male
Location: Some where in the Milky Way

lol mine is "What?"

Jul 12th, 2005 05:08 AM

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The Red
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: BFE, Indiana

mine is don't care tell it to my answering machine.

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Jul 12th, 2005 05:10 AM

Vanity
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: Wisconsin

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
seriously.

aww.. thanks

quote: (post)
Originally posted by �pearhead
Erm.

I'm sorry, is this like for people's IM's, or their phones?

either or

Jul 12th, 2005 05:12 AM

The Red
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: BFE, Indiana

I already established that.

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Jul 12th, 2005 05:13 AM

LanceWindu
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location:

My current funny one...

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

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Jul 12th, 2005 05:13 AM

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Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life

Gender: Female
Location: Location, Location

my brothers goes:

"hello? hello? I can't hear you? what? I can't hear you? HELLO? WHO IS IT? hahahaha! leave a message!"

Hes got me twice with that one! embarrasment

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Jul 12th, 2005 05:14 AM

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The Red
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: BFE, Indiana

ha ha

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Jul 12th, 2005 05:15 AM

Vanity
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: Wisconsin

lol.. i like them

Jul 12th, 2005 05:16 AM

Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

myne is : if oyur one of my friends or hot, leave a essage.. if i hate you *cough* becky .. then go burn. luv ya jizzle! beep.

Jul 12th, 2005 05:18 AM

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The Collector
Whatever

Gender: Male
Location: Your mother Should Know

My old one: **** off.

An older one, just a plain and simple: Hello?

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Jul 12th, 2005 05:25 AM

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Clovie

Gender: Female
Location: lost in your dreams

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Commando Queen
ok what are the funniest away messeges that you have seen?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?... Spongebob Squarepants. Who left their computer because they had to pee?... [YOUR NAME

Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill get back to you!!
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question 4 me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other

K, so leave a number

You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

one of my friends has something like

welcome to the menthally ward
if you're depressed click 1
if you're to contact other patient click 2
and so on....the last one being:
if you're schizophreniac > listen to your inner voice big grin