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Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

Lady Syrenna von Tramp, Problem Solver

You've all heard of us; counsellors, shrinks, psychotherapists, agony aunts, and anything else you may choose to call us, but right here and now you are about to meet your very own KMC Councelless, Lady Syrenna.

Issues, anxieties, doubts, worries, paranoia, nervousness, I can cure all mental ailments.

Come inside, lay yourself down on my leather sofa and allow me to work my miraculous magic on your tortured souls.

*rolls skirt up a few inches, places spectacles on nose and perches on the edge of the desk, clipboard at the ready, pen poised and concentrated expression firmly in place*

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ThorinWoofer

Jul 23rd, 2005 06:16 PM

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�P0oONY
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: Northumberland, United Kingdom

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:20 PM

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Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

You have no issues, you are happy with yourself and will continue to cause havoc in everyone else's lives. Good day

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:21 PM

�P0oONY
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: Northumberland, United Kingdom

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
You have no issues, you are happy with yourself and will continue to cause havoc in everyone else's lives. Good day

If you think that is best... I will continue to may peoples lives miserable

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:23 PM

~The Wickerman~
The Evanghelist

Gender: Male
Location: Too Close To Transylvania

*strolls in* Hey, know where i can find the .....

HOT DANG GURL, YOU DA BOOOMB!!!!!!!

~wickerman~

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:25 PM

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justjakk
Evil Bunny

Gender: Male
Location: In written pages

ok its like i grew wings and i wonder how do i get them to grow?

heres a pictur

Attachment: jakksmile.jpg
This has been downloaded 57 time(s).

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:26 PM

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justjakk
Evil Bunny

Gender: Male
Location: In written pages

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Originally posted by Wickerman
*strolls in* Hey, know where i can find the ..... HOT DANG GURL, YOU DA BOOOMB!!!!!!!

~wickerman~

Hey!!!! thats my make believe dream woman you are gauking at.....

would you like some waffles?

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:27 PM

Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

If you don't mind, Mr Wicker!!

I am very obviously in the process of aiding another of my patients. If you could, for one moment, think about someone other than your selfish self, we may just get round to ridding the earth of you and your problems. 'K? Thank you.

*pushes wicker out and slams the door*

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:28 PM

Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

Mr Jakk, I'm so glad you're here... if you wouldn't mind taking a seat in the waiting room with that detestable piece of human filth? Good, thanks, bye happy

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:29 PM

~The Wickerman~
The Evanghelist

Gender: Male
Location: Too Close To Transylvania

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
If you don't mind, Mr Wicker!! I am very obviously in the process of aiding another of my patients. If you could, for one moment, think about someone other than your selfish self, we may just get round to ridding the earth of you and your problems. 'K? Thank you.

*pushes wicker out and slams the door*

Well, ok, but...but...but.. *gets thrown out* I AIN'T POLISHIN DAT MONKEY FO' YO' AZZ NO MO' GURL!!!!!! mad

(is refering to the jade monkey Syren has on her desk wink

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~wickerman~

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:30 PM

justjakk
Evil Bunny

Gender: Male
Location: In written pages

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Originally posted by Syren
Mr Jakk, I'm so glad you're here... if you wouldn't mind taking a seat in the waiting room with that detestable piece of human filth? Good, thanks, bye

do i have to sit near him????

cant i sit on his lap like a good little man?

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:32 PM

Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

My jade monkey is extremely precious to me, I have it cleaned by a professional

Please, gentlemen, I will be but a moment.

Mr Spoony, are we quite finished here today?

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:32 PM

Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

quote: (post)
Originally posted by justjakk
do i have to sit near him????

cant i sit on his lap like a good little man?

*sigh* If you so wish, but I suggest you lay some kind of protective material down first big grin

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:33 PM

justjakk
Evil Bunny

Gender: Male
Location: In written pages

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Syren
*sigh* If you so wish, but I suggest you lay some kind of protective material down first

hay hay hay....i dont swing that way.....i'll go sit under the table then eek!

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:35 PM

Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

Ok, table is good blink

Oh dear, I really have my work cut out here today roll eyes (sarcastic)

So, thus far we have Mr Spoony, who seems to have disappeared... I do hope he's not drinking from my toilet again.. and then we have Mr Wicker *shudder* and then we have Mr Jakk.

Ok, Mr Wicker, I'm ready for you now!

*stalks back into office*

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:40 PM

�P0oONY
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: Northumberland, United Kingdom

What now?... just dropped off....... *shakes fist at window*

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:47 PM

Prince Nauj
Bebop

Gender: Male
Location: Haven City

*knocks on door*

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Jul 23rd, 2005 06:47 PM

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Syren
dreaming

Gender: Female
Location: every which way but loose

*trips over Mr Spoony*

Oh crap, there goes my Gucci stockings!! mad

*takes deep breaths and grabs Marlboro's*

Mr Spoony, if you're quite finished! Please, make yourself useful and get me an espresso....

Mr Wicker, are you ready?

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ThorinWoofer

Jul 23rd, 2005 06:49 PM