Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
Gender: Male Location: Canada
Riddles, ToungeTwisters and Jokes!
Ok Well sinc everyones bored I made this so we can chat about uhh.. jokes a riddles and stuff..... Yeah well ...yeah...
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Aug 1st, 2005 08:44 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
Gender: Male Location: Canada
Well im going to bed so Cya all later... heres a riddle.. Easy peasy.
What has a bed but never sleeps?
What runs but never walks?
What has a mouth but never eats?
They are all the same thing ? What are they talking about?
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Aug 1st, 2005 08:47 AM
liam k
i will not die
Gender: Male Location: beside the lake and beneath the tre
i ve got one : there is a woman locked in a room, with nothing except a spring mactrice and a calander, how does she survive?
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the choices you make and the chances you take determine your destiny
Aug 1st, 2005 08:49 AM
fantasygirl
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Masrix
Well im going to bed so Cya all later... heres a riddle.. Easy peasy.
What has a bed but never sleeps?
What runs but never walks?
What has a mouth but never eats?
They are all the same thing ? What are they talking about?
A river?
Aug 1st, 2005 08:49 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
Gender: Male Location: Canada
quote: (post ) Originally posted by fantasygirl
A river?
Bingo! gj
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Aug 1st, 2005 08:50 AM
gamewarrior
The Drifter of Dreams
Gender: Male Location: Wherever yo think I am
Heres one!
I am greater than God and more evil than the devil
The rich need me the poor have me.What am I?
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"I find no reason not to be reasonable unless I don't want to... does that make sense?" - me
Aug 1st, 2005 09:19 AM
fantasygirl
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by gamewarrior
Heres one!
I am greater than God and more evil than the devil
The rich need me the poor have me.What am I?
I say it a little differently. It's nothing.
Aug 1st, 2005 09:19 AM
gamewarrior
The Drifter of Dreams
Gender: Male Location: Wherever yo think I am
Correct!
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"I find no reason not to be reasonable unless I don't want to... does that make sense?" - me
Aug 1st, 2005 09:22 AM
Hazardous
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
Heres a joke:
Rob owns you
Aug 1st, 2005 09:23 AM
gamewarrior
The Drifter of Dreams
Gender: Male Location: Wherever yo think I am
1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it?
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"I find no reason not to be reasonable unless I don't want to... does that make sense?" - me
Aug 1st, 2005 09:23 AM
fantasygirl
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Heres a joke:
Rob owns you I know.
Aug 1st, 2005 09:26 AM
Hazardous
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by fantasygirl
I know.
Poor you
Rob doesnt own me
Aug 1st, 2005 09:29 AM
fantasygirl
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Poor you
Rob doesnt own me Aww.. thanks. Lucky bastard.
Aug 1st, 2005 09:31 AM
Dagons Blade
I'll Take The Job
Gender: Male Location: United States
What has 4 legs but can't walk?
Aug 1st, 2005 09:31 AM
Jury
Extreme Member
Gender: Male Location: From the Source
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER
Daughter: Mom, what's an escalator?
Mother: Darling, an escalator is a stairs that moves backward or forward...
Daughter: Mom, what's an elevator?
Mother: Darling, an elevator is like a small room that goes up and down...
Daughter: Mom, what's a calculator?
Mother: I'm sorry, darling... I haven't tried to ride on a calculator.
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Aug 1st, 2005 09:32 AM
fantasygirl
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dagons Blade
What has 4 legs but can't walk?
table, chair??
Aug 1st, 2005 09:32 AM
Jury
Extreme Member
Gender: Male Location: From the Source
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dagons Blade
What has 4 legs but can't walk?
A table?
A chair?
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Aug 1st, 2005 09:32 AM
fantasygirl
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Jury
A table?
A chair?
I said that first.
Aug 1st, 2005 09:33 AM
Hazardous
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
What goes up and doesnt come down?
Aug 1st, 2005 09:35 AM
fantasygirl
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
What goes up and doesnt come down?
Your age?
Aug 1st, 2005 09:36 AM
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