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Vinny Valentine
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Warning Riddles, ToungeTwisters and Jokes!

Ok Well sinc everyones bored I made this so we can chat about uhh.. jokes a riddles and stuff..... Yeah well ...yeah... confused


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Well im going to bed so Cya all later... heres a riddle.. Easy peasy.

What has a bed but never sleeps?
What runs but never walks?
What has a mouth but never eats?

They are all the same thing ? What are they talking about?


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i ve got one : there is a woman locked in a room, with nothing except a spring mactrice and a calander, how does she survive?


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Originally posted by Masrix
Well im going to bed so Cya all later... heres a riddle.. Easy peasy.

What has a bed but never sleeps?
What runs but never walks?
What has a mouth but never eats?

They are all the same thing ? What are they talking about?
A river?

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Vinny Valentine
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A river?

eek!
Bingo! gj


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Heres one!
I am greater than God and more evil than the devil
The rich need me the poor have me.What am I?


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Heres one!
I am greater than God and more evil than the devil
The rich need me the poor have me.What am I?
I say it a little differently. It's nothing. erm

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Correct! thumb up


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Heres a joke:
























Rob owns you no expression

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gamewarrior
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1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it?


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Heres a joke:
























Rob owns you no expression
I know. sad

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I know. sad


Poor you
Rob doesnt own me happy

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Poor you
Rob doesnt own me happy
Aww.. thanks. Lucky bastard.

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What has 4 legs but can't walk?

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MOTHER AND DAUGHTER

Daughter: Mom, what's an escalator?
Mother: Darling, an escalator is a stairs that moves backward or forward...
Daughter: Mom, what's an elevator?
Mother: Darling, an elevator is like a small room that goes up and down...
Daughter: Mom, what's a calculator?
Mother: I'm sorry, darling... I haven't tried to ride on a calculator.


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What has 4 legs but can't walk?
table, chair??

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What has 4 legs but can't walk?

A table?
A chair?


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A table?
A chair?
I said that first. stick out tongue

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What goes up and doesnt come down?

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What goes up and doesnt come down?
Your age? erm

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