§P0oONY
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Gender: Male Location: Northumberland,
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1000 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers!!!
*cough*
I'll start...
1. Correct your English teacher every time she makes a grammatical error.
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Aug 9th, 2005 08:53 PM
§P0oONY
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Northumberland,
United Kingdom
2. If you're late, quote Tolkien: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
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Aug 9th, 2005 08:57 PM
H. S. 6
Approaching the End
Gender: Male Location: Ministry of Magic
Throw a beer at her.
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Aug 9th, 2005 08:57 PM
H. S. 6
Approaching the End
Gender: Male Location: Ministry of Magic
Piss all over your brand new desk.
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Aug 9th, 2005 08:57 PM
SlipknoT
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Polish your gun in the middle of Class
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Aug 9th, 2005 08:59 PM
§P0oONY
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Northumberland,
United Kingdom
Say you can't answer any questions because of "religious reasons."
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:01 PM
Vanity
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: Wisconsin
insted of passing notes pass the whole noat book with the noat in the middle.. then say your "compairing " notes
Aug 9th, 2005 09:01 PM
H. S. 6
Approaching the End
Gender: Male Location: Ministry of Magic
Shoot your gun in the middle of class.
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And aim for her chalkboard.
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:01 PM
Coldfire
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Gender: Female Location: Vancouver, Canada
Turn your music up really loud so the whole class can hear
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:02 PM
DarkC
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Gender: Male Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.
Put a thumbtack on her chair.
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:02 PM
§P0oONY
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Northumberland,
United Kingdom
Answer every question with a question, and reply to every statement with, "Why?"
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:02 PM
Vanity
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: Wisconsin
talk to yoursefl during a test
Aug 9th, 2005 09:02 PM
§P0oONY
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Northumberland,
United Kingdom
"Open the window, then when the teacher looks at you, jump out the window and just start running.
Grade 9 was fun. my junior high school was surrounded by a field, so we could see him running for a good 5 minutes before he dissapeared over the horizon."
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:03 PM
draku
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
Start bitching about his/her subject for being useless (I've seen that in class)
Aug 9th, 2005 09:03 PM
H. S. 6
Approaching the End
Gender: Male Location: Ministry of Magic
Pull out a really, really tall club sandwich, dog, kitchen chair, miracle whip, olive, and eensy american flag out in the middle of a lecture.
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Then begin to eat them.
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:03 PM
lilmisskitten
Erotically Charged
Gender: Female Location: In a cloud of smoke
Talk about how bad a teacher they are, really loud, while their talking
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:03 PM
DarkC
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Gender: Male Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Pull out a really, really tall club sandwich, dog, kitchen chair, miracle whip, olive, and eensy american flag out in the middle of a lecture.
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Then begin to eat them.
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:03 PM
H. S. 6
Approaching the End
Gender: Male Location: Ministry of Magic
Give her an apple.
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Oh, wait...
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:04 PM
§P0oONY
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Northumberland,
United Kingdom
Raise your hand vigorously and eagerly, and when you are called on, say you were only stretching.
Repeat numerous times..
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:04 PM
lilmisskitten
Erotically Charged
Gender: Female Location: In a cloud of smoke
Chew gum, then it spit at them when they tell you to get the gum out of your mouth ( that was nasty)
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Aug 9th, 2005 09:05 PM
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