There once was a prince who asked a princess: "You want to marry me ?" she answered with a: "NO!" The prince lived happily ever after playing golf, hunting, and drinking beer daily and farting whenever he felt like farting.
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
__________________ "damn jinzin, you're a real trooper, you provde fact after fact and pages and pages of proof and these wanton miscreants just keep at it"~MERC
okay....Once a upon a time there was a Prince named "Typical man" and he asked "High Maintenance Mrs.Priss" to marry him she said "Ewww, no way you loser!" she then did a hair flip and walked away in her mini skirt and stiletto heels. The Typical man once again was let down...so he went on and found the best he could get "Normal decent girl" he wasn't to thrilled with her "normal decent" style but he figured oh well. One day they got married and now he sleeps all day while normal decent girl cleans,cooks, and does all the work. Typical man sits back and complains. So Normal decent girl decides to leave her loser husband and the looser is really now a looser and has to fend for himself.
__________________ "damn jinzin, you're a real trooper, you provde fact after fact and pages and pages of proof and these wanton miscreants just keep at it"~MERC
Once upon a time there was a guy named FeceMan, he was a very strange man and was one day injected with a simple sleeping drug, and then taken off to the loony bin.
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Oct 1st, 2005 02:31 AM
"damn jinzin, you're a real trooper, you provde fact after fact and pages and pages of proof and these wanton miscreants just keep at it"~MERC
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