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danagrint1
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Blondies

How to kill a dumb blonde:

1.Put a scratch n' sniff card at the bottom of a pool and tell her to go sniff it. lol!

2.Put a blonde in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner

3. Why can't a dumb blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

Any you can come up with post it here!!!!!

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Hide her food stamps under her work boots...

...no that's not right. confused

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tell her to stab herself......does that work? no nvm

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tell her to play red rover with trains

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danagrint1
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ohh good one smile

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Give her a Paper with the words "Keep Reading text on other side"

After a few days death by exaustion will occure.

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Re: Blondies

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Originally posted by danagrint
How to kill a dumb blonde:

1.Put a scratch n' sniff card at the bottom of a pool and tell her to go sniff it. lol!

2.Put a blonde in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner

3. Why can't a dumb blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

Any you can come up with post it here!!!!!

How does 3. kill a blonde?

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Re: Blondies

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Originally posted by danagrint
How to kill a dumb blonde:

1.Put a scratch n' sniff card at the bottom of a pool and tell her to go sniff it. lol!

2.Put a blonde in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner

3. Why can't a dumb blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

Any you can come up with post it here!!!!!

Okay...

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by danagrint
How to kill a dumb blonde:

1.Put a scratch n' sniff card at the bottom of a pool and tell her to go sniff it. lol!

2.Put a blonde in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner

3. Why can't a dumb blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

Any you can come up with post it here!!!!!

Hmm. Why do you ugly people hate blondes? JK. LOL.

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danagrint1
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my friend made up the 3rd one and put that one on the list

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Re: Re: Blondies

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How does 3. kill a blonde?

Well, if she is bleeding intensively and she can't dial 911 for the ambulance, she will bleed to death.

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Re: Re: Re: Blondies

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Well, if she is bleeding intensively and she can't dial 911 for the ambulance, she will bleed to death.

But the phone call wouldn't have killed her, your stabbing or shooting or whatever it maybe did.

Oct 22nd, 2005 11:51 PM

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Blondies

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But the phone call wouldn't have killed her, your stabbing or shooting or whatever it maybe did.

Yes, it can't, but if she doesn't find 11 how can she stop the bleeding? Not enough intelligence! confused

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Kram3r
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Blondies

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Originally posted by ben_dover
Yes, it can't, but if she doesn't find 11 how can she stop the bleeding? Not enough intelligence!

But the phone wouldn't have made her start bleeding in the first place. You would have, therefore your acts would have been the cause of the killing, not the phone. Unless I suppose you used the phone as a murder weapon, but even then the phone would only be a weapon and weapons don't get put on trial. People do.

Oct 23rd, 2005 12:01 AM