Gender: Unspecified Location: Sector ZZ plural Z alpha
Things guys should know...
Things guys should know about girls:
1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out
2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
3 Dont say you understand when you dont
4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest
5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like
6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook
7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont
8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships
9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big
10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us
11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes
13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it
15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it
16 We are drama queens
17 Fashion police do exist
18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about
20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it
22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out
23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not
25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers
26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets
27 We are beautiful at all times
28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it
30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
Not really. I' ve done things that would make a whore blush.
13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
Don' t ever play up on me.
16 We are drama queens
Save me the drama.
17 Fashion police do exist
Never met them.
18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
Do I look like a lollypop?
23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
The unshaven look can drive a woman wild. Mmm, sexy...
27 We are beautiful at all times
28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
I don' t suffer from any complexes.
30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
I don' t pretend to know it all.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
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I am not driven by people’ s praise and I am not slowed down by people’ s criticism.
You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough. Wrong. We only die once, we live every day!
Make poverty history.
25. I' m speaking for myself, it' s a personal view, hence the I and not we.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
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I am not driven by people’ s praise and I am not slowed down by people’ s criticism.
You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough. Wrong. We only die once, we live every day!
Make poverty history.
KMC Community Forums
Nov 8th, 2005 04:55 PM
*pokes xyz with stick*
