Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
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Moments Gone Dreadful
Ever Seen or Had one Of these, or think of one that would be funny or sad? Like for Example:
Guy is about to marry this pretty girl, gets down on one knee and when he says, "Will you marry me" You hear a squeaky fart.
It happens..........
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:14 AM
mysterio69
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when you're slidining into first, and you feel a little burst...diarrhea.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:15 AM
LanceWindu
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When you're driving in a Chevy, and you feel something heavy...diarrhea.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:16 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
When you're driving in a Chevy, and you feel something heavy...diarrhea.
My friend Sung that line in school for like a week
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:18 AM
mysterio69
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when you're climbing up a ladder, and your pants are getting fatter, diarrhea.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:18 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by mysterio69
when you're climbing up a ladder, and your pants are getting fatter, diarrhea.
I always heard this one as...
"When you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter...diarrhea."
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:19 AM
mysterio69
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hmmm...that's odd. oh well, the end result is the same. the trots.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:22 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by mysterio69
hmmm...that's odd. oh well, the end result is the same. the trots.
...the bubble gut.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:22 AM
mysterio69
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man, i had that yesterday. what an ungodly smell.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:23 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
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If you go to the beach, and go swimming, but a wave knocks your clothes off and your keys were attached to your bathing suit.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:24 AM
LanceWindu
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You're making love with your lady, and the air that gets trapped between your bodies makes farting noises...what a way to break the mood.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:25 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You're making love with your lady, and the air that gets trapped between your bodies makes farting noises...what a way to break the mood.
You get a new puppy and the first thing it does when it gets into your house is pee on your Xbox 360.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:26 AM
mysterio69
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You're making love with your lady, and the air that gets trapped between your bodies makes farting noises...what a way to break the mood.
you talking about queefs? or just the general wet smacking?
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:27 AM
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the whole diarrhea thing had me laughing really hard.
Nov 21st, 2005 04:29 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by mysterio69
you talking about queefs? or just the general wet smacking?
No, not queefs and not the general smacking...just if you are together, air gets trapped between the bodies, and it escapes between the skin of your stomachs or whatever. It sounds like a fart.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:29 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
No, not queefs and not the general smacking...just if you are together, air gets trapped between the bodies, and it escapes between the skin of your stomachs or whatever. It sounds like a fart.
lol I heard of it before.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:31 AM
mysterio69
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...until it happens to YOU!
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:31 AM
mysterio69
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
No, not queefs and not the general smacking...just if you are together, air gets trapped between the bodies, and it escapes between the skin of your stomachs or whatever. It sounds like a fart.
meh. the sounds never bother me.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:33 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
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A Goog Moment gone Dreadful.
Getting cought Choking the one eyed Snake.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:36 AM
mysterio69
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Masrix
A Goog Moment gone Dreadful.
Getting cought Choking the one eyed Snake.
ooohhh...that sucks. by your parents?
me, i never get caught. like a ninja.
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Nov 21st, 2005 04:38 AM
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