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Vinny Valentine
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Miffed Moments Gone Dreadful

Ever Seen or Had one Of these, or think of one that would be funny or sad? Like for Example:

Guy is about to marry this pretty girl, gets down on one knee and when he says, "Will you marry me" You hear a squeaky fart.

It happens.......... stick out tongue


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when you're slidining into first, and you feel a little burst...diarrhea.


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When you're driving in a Chevy, and you feel something heavy...diarrhea.


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When you're driving in a Chevy, and you feel something heavy...diarrhea.

laughing My friend Sung that line in school for like a week


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when you're climbing up a ladder, and your pants are getting fatter, diarrhea.


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when you're climbing up a ladder, and your pants are getting fatter, diarrhea.


I always heard this one as...

"When you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter...diarrhea."


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hmmm...that's odd. oh well, the end result is the same. the trots.


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hmmm...that's odd. oh well, the end result is the same. the trots.


...the bubble gut.


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man, i had that yesterday. what an ungodly smell.


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If you go to the beach, and go swimming, but a wave knocks your clothes off and your keys were attached to your bathing suit.


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You're making love with your lady, and the air that gets trapped between your bodies makes farting noises...what a way to break the mood.


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You're making love with your lady, and the air that gets trapped between your bodies makes farting noises...what a way to break the mood.


laughing

You get a new puppy and the first thing it does when it gets into your house is pee on your Xbox 360.


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You're making love with your lady, and the air that gets trapped between your bodies makes farting noises...what a way to break the mood.

you talking about queefs? or just the general wet smacking?


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the whole diarrhea thing had me laughing really hard.

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you talking about queefs? or just the general wet smacking?


No, not queefs and not the general smacking...just if you are together, air gets trapped between the bodies, and it escapes between the skin of your stomachs or whatever. It sounds like a fart.


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No, not queefs and not the general smacking...just if you are together, air gets trapped between the bodies, and it escapes between the skin of your stomachs or whatever. It sounds like a fart.


lol I heard of it before.


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...until it happens to YOU!


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No, not queefs and not the general smacking...just if you are together, air gets trapped between the bodies, and it escapes between the skin of your stomachs or whatever. It sounds like a fart.

meh. the sounds never bother me.


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A Goog Moment gone Dreadful.


Getting cought Choking the one eyed Snake.


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A Goog Moment gone Dreadful.


Getting cought Choking the one eyed Snake.

ooohhh...that sucks. by your parents?
me, i never get caught. like a ninja.


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