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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON

Gender: Male
Location: Welfare Kingdom of California

 Warning Wrathful Dwarf's Ye Olde Magical Shop

*strokes beard*

Greetings Fellow Travelers!

This humble dwarf is opening his shop for all customers.

This is what we have in stock:

Wooden Club: 50 KMC Credits
Travelers Sword:150 KMC Credits
Axe: 250 KMC Credits
Mace: 275 KMC Credits
Chainmail: 300 KMC Credits
Iron Breast Plate: 375 KMC Credits
Shield: 400 KMC Credits

Weapons are NOT your choice? Perhaps these items might interest you:

Wooden Bark Potion (perfect for making people sneeze) 25 KMC Credits
Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion (excellent for making people sick) 35 KMC Credits
Old Wizards secret Potion (a great gift for weary travelers) 40 KMC Credits
Dragons Sweat Potion (No one will dare contradict you in an argument) 125 KMC Credits

No weapons? No Potions? Perhaps Jewels are your interest?

Dark Woods Zaphire Ruby only 250 KMC Credits
High Mountain Diamonds only 350 KMC Credits
Lady of the Lake Pearls only 500 KMC Credits

We don't accept visa, mastercard...as matter of fact we don't accept any credit cards. And neither money, gold, or IOU. We only accept KMC Credits!

Feel free to stop by and thank you for shopping. happy

We also trade for valuable objects. Feel free to bargain!

*Note* This is NOT to be taken as an RPG.

Once again, this is NOT an RPG.

We introduce new items but can't level up nor upgrade items. Thank you!


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Last edited by WanderingDroid on Jan 15th, 2006 at 07:26 PM
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Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

how much is the dwarf?

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Dusty
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: The United States. I <3 U

I will take a Mace and Dragons Sweat Potion for all my Cred's.
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Tatsumaki
Resident Vampire

Gender: Female
Location: Wonderland

Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion please happy


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Itzak
The other extreme

Gender: Male
Location: 1 of 247,832,596 places I've been

quote: (post)
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*strokes beard*

Greetings Fellow Travelers!

This humble dwarf is opening his shop for all customers.

This is what we have in stock:

Wooden Club: 50 KMC Credits
Travelers Sword:150 KMC Credits
Axe: 250 KMC Credits
Mace: 275 KMC Credits
Chainmail: 300 KMC Credits
Iron Breast Plate: 375 KMC Credits
Shield: 400 KMC Credits

Weapons are NOT your choice? Perhaps these items might interest you:

Wooden Bark Potion (perfect for making people sneeze) 25 KMC Credits
Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion (excellent for making people sick) 35 KMC Credits
Old Wizards secret Potion (a great gift for weary travelers) 40 KMC Credits
Dragons Sweat Potion (No one will dare contradict you in an argument) 125 KMC Credits

No weapons? No Potions? Perhaps Jewels are your interest?

Dark Woods Zaphire Ruby only 250 KMC Credits
High Mountain Diamonds only 350 KMC Credits
Lady of the Lake Pearls only 500 KMC Credits

We don't accept visa, mastercard...as matter of fact we don't accept any credit cards. And neither money, gold, or IOU. We only accept KMC Credits!

Feel free to stop by and thank you for shopping. happy

We also trade for valuable objects. Feel free to bargain!


Is there a way to gain more KMC Credits?


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Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband

Gender: Male
Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy

How Do I MAKE credits?

Wouldn't this be better in role play?


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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON

Gender: Male
Location: Welfare Kingdom of California

quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkWizard
I will take a Mace and Dragons Sweat Potion for all my Cred's.


That would be 400 KMC Credits.

*pulls out bag*

Here is your change....

Thank you for shopping. big grin

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Wild Cherry
how much is the dwarf?


Happy Dance


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Dusty
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: The United States. I <3 U

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Wouldn't this be better in role play?


I'm pretty sure we would have thought of that before.

We are doing this mostly for shits and giggles. stick out tongue
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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON

Gender: Male
Location: Welfare Kingdom of California

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
How Do I MAKE credits?

Wouldn't this be better in role play?


Visit the KMC Credit House thread.

And as for your answer....we're not establishing an RPG. We're trying to keep this from becoming an RPG game. And we're avoiding storylines. This is just for cheesy fun.


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Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

quote: (post)
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Happy Dance



That would be 400 KMC Credits.

*pulls out bag*

Here is your change....

Thank you for shopping. big grin
thanks much! happy
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§P0oONY
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: Northumberland, United Kingdom

I buy everything... I won the KMC Lottery a year ago... no expression


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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON

Gender: Male
Location: Welfare Kingdom of California

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Wild Cherry
thanks much! happy


Oops! I'm sorry WC. The dwarf is not for sale. I just fixed my post.


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Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

quote: (post)
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Oops! I'm sorry WC. The dwarf is not for sale. I just fixed my post.
lol, ok stick out tongue * unclips leash*
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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON

Gender: Male
Location: Welfare Kingdom of California

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Wild Cherry
lol, ok stick out tongue * unclips leash*


Gah! laughing out loud

May I interest you in some potions? shifty


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Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

quote: (post)
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Gah! laughing out loud

May I interest you in some potions? shifty
what kind? smile
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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON

Gender: Male
Location: Welfare Kingdom of California

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Wild Cherry
what kind? smile


Old Wizards secret Potion...or as you might call it in your world...Energy Drink. stick out tongue


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Dusty
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: The United States. I <3 U

*beats Spoony with mace*

There is no KMC lottery! big grin
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Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

quote: (post)
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Old Wizards secret Potion...or as you might call it in your world...Energy Drink. stick out tongue
....red bull? confused whatever it is, will it give me wings?! eek!
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Bardock42
Junior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves

I don't like Dwarves....I want the Chief Dance-with-the-Winds again


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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON

Gender: Male
Location: Welfare Kingdom of California

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Wild Cherry
....red bull? confused whatever it is, will it give me wings?! eek!


More like Gatorade. wink


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