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-=- Things That Hurt -=-
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Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband

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Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy

-=- Things That Hurt -=-

Waking up in the middle of the night because your Girlfriend's belt stud came off and is stuck deep in your left thigth. no expression


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Itzak
The other extreme

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Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Waking up in the middle of the night because your Girlfriend's belt stud came off and is stuck deep in your left thigth. no expression


Because your g/f left you, and she forgot her belt.


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Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb

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When you go to reach for the belt, you roll off the bed landing on the floor.


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Old Post Jan 12th, 2006 03:24 AM
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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-

Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

Sitting in a chair for a very long time.


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Itzak
The other extreme

Gender: Male
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Originally posted by Darth Macabre
When you go to reach for the belt, you roll off the bed landing on the floor.


Landing on your face, on a picture of you and her, and break the glass right in your face.


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Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband

Gender: Male
Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy

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Originally posted by Itzak
Because your g/f left you, and she forgot her belt.


I'm guess its when I took off her belt... Like, from the pants compleatly.

Must have rubbed off the from the Loop things.


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Itzak
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Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I'm guess its when I took off her belt... Like, from the pants compleatly.

Must have rubbed off the from the Loop things.


hmm.. maybe no expression


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Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I'm guess its when I took off her belt... Like, from the pants compleatly.

Must have rubbed off the from the Loop things.
and why were you doing this shifty


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Darth Macabre
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Originally posted by Itzak
Landing on your face, on a picture of you and her, and break the glass right in your face.


Running to the bathroom to clean out your face, blood get's in your eye and you run straight into the door.


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Getting your weewee stuck in your zipper. I'd have more fun in hell, than have that happen again.

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DarkC
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Getting your weewee stuck in your zipper. I'd have more fun in hell, than have that happen again.

Oh yeah. That's a rather nasty experience.


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Mr Wiggles
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getting stabbed


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Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband

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That hurt.

Attachment: image 002.jpg
This has been downloaded 71 time(s).


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Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb

Gender: Male
Location: Wales

Is that a letter opener?


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Itzak
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Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Running to the bathroom to clean out your face, blood get's in your eye and you run straight into the door.


fallin' on you back, and hiting your head on a deck, and catapulting a bear bottle, and it crashing on you head.


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Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband

Gender: Male
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That is the stud that was stuck in my thigh.


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Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb

Gender: Male
Location: Wales

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Originally posted by Itzak
fallin' on you back, and hiting your head on a deck, and catapulting a bear bottle, and it crashing on you head.


Crawling on the floor to the telephone, reaching up and knocking it right back on your already broken nose. The pain is unbearable so you black out, never noticing your sister coming in from the other room.

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Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
That is the stud that was stuck in my thigh.


Ow! That's gotta hurt.


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Mr Wiggles
AHHHH!!

Gender: Male
Location: Over There! *Points*

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Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
That hurt.


what is it?

oh, and getting kicked in the nuts! Happy Dance


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Itzak
The other extreme

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Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Crawling on the floor to the telephone, reaching up and knocking it right back on your already broken nose. The pain is unbearable so you black out, never noticing your sister coming in from the other room.


Your sister walks toward you, and trips over something, as she lands on you she knees you in the groin, you eyes widen, you wake up and have a brain over load, jumpin' to the sealing and hittin' your head, again knocking you out!!


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Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb

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Location: Wales

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Originally posted by Itzak
Your sister walks toward you, and trips over something, as she lands on you she knees you in the groin, you eyes widen, you wake up and have a brain over load, jumpin' to the sealing and hittin' your head, again knocking you out!!


Your sister acting fast run's for the phone, tripping over your feet and knocking the picture off the wall. The picture lands on your stomache creating a gash. She call's for the ambulance, and waits while it comes.


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