Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Gender: Male Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy
-=- Things That Hurt -=-
Waking up in the middle of the night because your Girlfriend's belt stud came off and is stuck deep in your left thigth.
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:12 AM
Itzak
The other extreme
Gender: Male Location: 1 of 247,832,596 places I've been
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Waking up in the middle of the night because your Girlfriend's belt stud came off and is stuck deep in your left thigth.
Because your g/f left you, and she forgot her belt.
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:20 AM
Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Gender: Male Location: Wales
When you go to reach for the belt, you roll off the bed landing on the floor.
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The only thing thats with you your whole life is complete and utter darkness.
Jan 12th, 2006 03:24 AM
DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Gender: Male Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.
Sitting in a chair for a very long time.
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:26 AM
Itzak
The other extreme
Gender: Male Location: 1 of 247,832,596 places I've been
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darth Macabre
When you go to reach for the belt, you roll off the bed landing on the floor.
Landing on your face, on a picture of you and her, and break the glass right in your face.
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:30 AM
Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Gender: Male Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Itzak
Because your g/f left you, and she forgot her belt.
I'm guess its when I took off her belt... Like, from the pants compleatly.
Must have rubbed off the from the Loop things.
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:31 AM
Itzak
The other extreme
Gender: Male Location: 1 of 247,832,596 places I've been
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I'm guess its when I took off her belt... Like, from the pants compleatly.
Must have rubbed off the from the Loop things.
hmm.. maybe
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:35 AM
Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Gender: Male Location: Wales
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Itzak
Landing on your face, on a picture of you and her, and break the glass right in your face.
Running to the bathroom to clean out your face, blood get's in your eye and you run straight into the door.
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:39 AM
Hazardous
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
Getting your weewee stuck in your zipper. I'd have more fun in hell, than have that happen again.
Jan 12th, 2006 03:40 AM
DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Gender: Male Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mišt
Getting your weewee stuck in your zipper. I'd have more fun in hell, than have that happen again.
Oh yeah. That's a rather nasty experience.
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:40 AM
Mr Wiggles
AHHHH!!
Gender: Male Location: Over There! *Points*
getting stabbed
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:42 AM
Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Gender: Male Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy
That hurt.
Attachment: image 002.jpg
This has been downloaded 71 time(s).
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:43 AM
Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Gender: Male Location: Wales
Is that a letter opener?
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The only thing thats with you your whole life is complete and utter darkness.
Jan 12th, 2006 03:44 AM
Itzak
The other extreme
Gender: Male Location: 1 of 247,832,596 places I've been
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Running to the bathroom to clean out your face, blood get's in your eye and you run straight into the door.
fallin' on you back, and hiting your head on a deck, and catapulting a bear bottle, and it crashing on you head.
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:44 AM
Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Gender: Male Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy
That is the stud that was stuck in my thigh.
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:45 AM
Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Gender: Male Location: Wales
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Itzak
fallin' on you back, and hiting your head on a deck, and catapulting a bear bottle, and it crashing on you head.
Crawling on the floor to the telephone, reaching up and knocking it right back on your already broken nose. The pain is unbearable so you black out, never noticing your sister coming in from the other room.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
That is the stud that was stuck in my thigh.
Ow! That's gotta hurt.
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The only thing thats with you your whole life is complete and utter darkness.
Jan 12th, 2006 03:48 AM
Mr Wiggles
AHHHH!!
Gender: Male Location: Over There! *Points*
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
That hurt.
what is it?
oh, and getting kicked in the nuts!
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:51 AM
Itzak
The other extreme
Gender: Male Location: 1 of 247,832,596 places I've been
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Crawling on the floor to the telephone, reaching up and knocking it right back on your already broken nose. The pain is unbearable so you black out, never noticing your sister coming in from the other room.
Your sister walks toward you, and trips over something, as she lands on you she knees you in the groin, you eyes widen, you wake up and have a brain over load, jumpin' to the sealing and hittin' your head, again knocking you out!!
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Jan 12th, 2006 03:58 AM
Darth Macabre
Grey King of the Debb
Gender: Male Location: Wales
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Itzak
Your sister walks toward you, and trips over something, as she lands on you she knees you in the groin, you eyes widen, you wake up and have a brain over load, jumpin' to the sealing and hittin' your head, again knocking you out!!
Your sister acting fast run's for the phone, tripping over your feet and knocking the picture off the wall. The picture lands on your stomache creating a gash. She call's for the ambulance, and waits while it comes.
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The only thing thats with you your whole life is complete and utter darkness.
Jan 12th, 2006 04:01 AM
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