Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
I want revenge, but I should just get over it.
So, here's the story:
My reporter and I went live for the 5pm news the other day on this suburban street. The story was about these three little 19 year old punks who claimed they were car jacked. The police realized they fit the description of these three white dudes who pistol whipped an older man earlier that morning. It turns out they were the ones, and they faked the car jacking for reasons we still don't know.
Anyway, when we went live for the 5pm news, these neighbors started honking their car horns and this super loud crazy horn that could be heard over the tv, and it distracted my reporter. I know it sounds kinda funny, but I flipped them off anyway. They ruined my live shot. Now I want revenge. I'm going to egg their trucks!
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 04:58 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Also, my news director called the police on them, and they said they honked their horns since I flipped them off, which is crap since I flipped them off after the fact. I will throw eggs at them on my last day of work, which is next Friday.
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 04:59 AM
Makedde
Xena: Warrior Princess
Gender: Female Location: Australia
Whay arseholes, go and throw eggs at their cars and let down their tires.
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 05:06 AM
~Forever*Alone~
Empress
Gender: Female Location: EveryWhere And NoWhere
stab them to death while they sleep
__________________
does this work?
Feb 25th, 2006 05:09 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by DanteMayCry
from 1 to 5 my care factor towards your story....
how many fingers am i holding up
Well you are the one who read it, you dumb ass.
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 05:33 AM
Hazardous
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Well you are the one who read it, you dumb ass.
pwned.
Feb 25th, 2006 05:35 AM
LanceWindu
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by DanteMayCry
from 1 to 5 my care factor towards your story....
how many fingers am i holding up
Stop using that damn avatar, it's going to piss many people off, me included.
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 06:21 AM
ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom...
I say get over it.
__________________
Please Respond To My PM Barker
Feb 25th, 2006 06:26 AM
Kai Lein
Restricted
Gender: Male Location: somewhere....
Account Restricted
i say, blow the bastards up with a nuke and then, shoot them with an AK-47, and then, piss on their remains
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 06:29 AM
~Forever*Alone~
Empress
Gender: Female Location: EveryWhere And NoWhere
stab them to death while they sleep... you can borrow my cleaver!
__________________
does this work?
Feb 25th, 2006 06:44 AM
Kai Lein
Restricted
Gender: Male Location: somewhere....
Account Restricted
NO! shoot them, nuke them and piss on them!!!!!
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 06:44 AM
K.Diddy
DiddyWood Style
Gender: Male Location: DiddyWood
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lovely Murder
stab them to death while they sleep... you can borrow my cleaver!
I'd say that will work, I will get it done for 200
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 11:05 PM
TheMercurial
Unmythical mortal
Gender: Male Location: Ireland
....
__________________
"Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life"
Feb 25th, 2006 11:11 PM
Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Gender: Male Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Also, my news director called the police on them, and they said they honked their horns since I flipped them off, which is crap since I flipped them off after the fact. I will throw eggs at them on my last day of work, which is next Friday.
So you are fired?
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 11:13 PM
K.Diddy
DiddyWood Style
Gender: Male Location: DiddyWood
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So you are fired?
I think he means he is leaving
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 11:18 PM
MC Mike
Voice of the Voiceless
Gender: Male Location: Locating
I think he's the cameraman so the cameraman flipping them off probably doesn't fire the cameraman.
__________________
A posse ad esse.
Feb 25th, 2006 11:50 PM
Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Gender: Male Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy
quote: (post ) Originally posted by MC Mike
I think he's the cameraman so the cameraman flipping them off probably doesn't fire the cameraman.
I don't think he is fired, Them hinking the car and breaking up a live shot might actually be good for the ratings.
__________________
Feb 25th, 2006 11:52 PM
Quincy
Debaser
Gender: Male Location: Through The Looking Glass
quote: (post ) Originally posted by DanteMayCry
from 1 to 5 my care factor towards your story....
how many fingers am i holding up
Well actually if we are going to do this technically...you care 4 out of 5 on the care factor.
1 for your avatar.
2 are in your sig
and another 1 is in the uploaded image.
__________________
Sig by Scribble
Feb 26th, 2006 01:36 AM
King of Blades
The King
Gender: Male Location: The South
Re: I want revenge, but I should just get over it.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, here's the story:
My reporter and I went live for the 5pm news the other day on this suburban street. The story was about these three little 19 year old punks who claimed they were car jacked. The police realized they fit the description of these three white dudes who pistol whipped an older man earlier that morning. It turns out they were the ones, and they faked the car jacking for reasons we still don't know.
Anyway, when we went live for the 5pm news, these neighbors started honking their car horns and this super loud crazy horn that could be heard over the tv, and it distracted my reporter. I know it sounds kinda funny, but I flipped them off anyway. They ruined my live shot. Now I want revenge. I'm going to egg their trucks!
I am sooo sorry, had I known it was you....
wait, you did flipp me off, and that's why I honked my horn. you got what you deserved
I'm just kidding, I'll be over soon with the eggs....
__________________
Feb 26th, 2006 01:53 AM
Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
Text-only version