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Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband

Gender: Male
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-=- 10 things Men Know About Women -=-

Women Have Boobs

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Apr 13th, 2006 11:49 PM

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Ronny
Love is Blindness

Gender: Female
Location: California

1. I'm a woman! and i have a vagina!

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Apr 13th, 2006 11:49 PM

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Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
Location: Imagination Pavilion

6. They have an infatuation with Revernd Maynard

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Apr 13th, 2006 11:49 PM

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Darth Callous
Mitsu Racer Honda Hater

Gender: Male
Location: AGU, Tokyo

2. They need to make up their fukking mind every once in a while.

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Apr 13th, 2006 11:50 PM

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Soleran
Fast As Time

Gender: Male
Location: Made of Dreams

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ronny
1. I'm a woman! and i have a vagina!

Yeah but Vagina's are tools to control men, boobs are pieces of flesh for everyone to admire smile

Apr 13th, 2006 11:51 PM

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Mr. Bacon
Who?

Gender: Male
Location: History

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ronny
1. I'm a woman! and i have a vagina!

Well said

(i am not implying i am a woman with that statement)

Apr 13th, 2006 11:52 PM

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Scythe
The Goat

Gender: Unspecified
Location: In Her Kitty Arms

They're always right...

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drunk_nazgul
obscure

Gender: Female
Location: YOU ARE HERE

one of them should be "Don't you DARE touch me!!"

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Apr 13th, 2006 11:53 PM

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mysterio69
bored as f.uck

Gender: Male
Location: Canada

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Soleran
Yeah but Vagina's are tools to control men, boobs are pieces of flesh for everyone to admire

yes they are. and i'm not complaining.

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ROYALGUARD
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Location: Being gay

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my expertise will come in handy. so listen up.

1. women have female characteristics. (vagina boobs curves you name it)
2. use their female characteristics to get what they want
3. those characteristics can control weak minded men. or horny hot blooded men.
4. women look at personality traits face and belly of men to find out if they get attracted to or not.
5. women are less agressive than men.
6. they want to be equally powerful to men if not more
7. KEEP THEM IN FANTASY LAND TO WIN THEIR HEARTS. (bring flowers gifts. movies. be sweet but not too sweet.)
8. being too sweet to them will turn them off. thus using you and manipulating you to their will.
9. HOT RATED 10 GODDESSES beautiful women are high maintenance and are single because men cant keep up with high maintenance. if they have boy friend. it will not last long. and i know the reason why smile

10. women usually look for marriage and long lasting relationship during 30's. if they are below that they just wanna have fun.
11. bonus. women usually look for older like 40YO men.
12. bonus. women mature faster (psychologically) than men

trust me i know.

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taft posted here, ~ermm~ just to be different, and had sex with vinny

Apr 14th, 2006 12:02 AM

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Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
Location: Imagination Pavilion

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
my expertise will come in handy. so listen up.

1. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
2. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
3. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
4. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
5. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
6. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
7. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
8. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
9. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard
10. They are all infatuated with Revernd Maynard

okay

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Apr 14th, 2006 12:08 AM

ROYALGUARD
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all hail the king of wishful thinking lord maynard
tip for maynard...only

since your confident and all.

you can use that to bend younger women to their will. 19-18's but too bad it will not work on 20's and above y.o. women. cuz they got experience and will not fall for it.

trust me i know. and ive seen overconfident guys STRUCK OUT.

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LanceWindu was here
Vinny Stopped By
K.DIDDY was here
Lord Saboteur was here
President Bush Pissed here
Raz was Here

Mist peed here --> eek!

taft posted here, ~ermm~ just to be different, and had sex with vinny

Apr 14th, 2006 12:12 AM

Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
Location: Imagination Pavilion

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
all hail the king of wishful thinking lord maynard
tip for maynard...only

since your confident and all.

you can use that to bend younger women to their will. 19-18's but too bad it will not work on 20's and above y.o. women. cuz they got experience and will not fall for it.

trust me i know. and ive seen overconfident guys STRUCK OUT.

well, its good i can get 18-19 year olds, considering i'm 17, and thats a decent age.....

my girlfriend is 19, and...well...she still enjoys my sillyness

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Apr 14th, 2006 12:14 AM

Soleran
Fast As Time

Gender: Male
Location: Made of Dreams

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
all hail the king of wishful thinking lord maynard
tip for maynard...only

since your confident and all.

you can use that to bend younger women to their will. 19-18's but too bad it will not work on 20's and above y.o. women. cuz they got experience and will not fall for it.

trust me i know. and ive seen overconfident guys STRUCK OUT.

Bud there is an age thing..............I'm 30 and I pick up college chicks near to where I work all the time.................yeah those seniors still bite.

Apr 14th, 2006 12:23 AM

Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
Location: Imagination Pavilion

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Soleran
Bud there is an age thing..............I'm 30 and I pick up college chicks near to where I work all the time.................yeah those seniors still bite.

I dont want to be associated with this man

he frightens me

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Apr 14th, 2006 12:25 AM