Impediment Endless Gender: Male
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The funniest thing happened at work today....
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? __________________ “Dreams shape the world."
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Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine Gender: Male
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? __________________ [SPOILER - highlight to read]: You were adopted.
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Impediment Endless Gender: Male
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
__________________ “Dreams shape the world."
09:31 PM
Itzak The other extreme Gender: Male
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09:50 PM
Tired-Hiker El Bastardo Gender: Male
Re: The funniest thing happened at work today....
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? __________________
10:37 PM
Ronny Love is Blindness Gender: Female
"Cute fuzzy little butt"? __________________ "After coming into contact with a religious man
10:39 PM
Mr. Bacon Who? Gender: Male
Re: Re: The funniest thing happened at work today....
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Awwwe, nothing more romantic that forbidden love!
10:39 PM
Naz Super Senior Member Gender: Female
10:39 PM
Mr. Bacon Who? Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
10:40 PM
Naz Super Senior Member Gender: Female
hey there, hi there, ho there!
10:40 PM
Mr. Bacon Who? Gender: Male
10:41 PM
Naz Super Senior Member Gender: Female
nothin' much...i have a shit load of homework this weekend...and i wanted to go garage sailing
10:42 PM
Mr. Bacon Who? Gender: Male
yea i have 2 projects to do and 2 musical performances tomorrow
10:42 PM
Naz Super Senior Member Gender: Female
i just finished a 27 page english poetry thing...now i have to start reading romeo and juiliet...bah
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Tired-Hiker El Bastardo Gender: Male
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
for you reminding me of wuthering heights i should kill you __________________
10:44 PM
Mr. Bacon Who? Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark i just finished a 27 page english poetry thing...now i have to start reading romeo and juiliet...bah
10:45 PM
Mr. Bacon Who? Gender: Male
Re: Re: Re: Re: The funniest thing happened at work today....
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I wish I knew how to quit you.
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Naz Super Senior Member Gender: Female
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mr. Bacon haha yea i read that freshman year too
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Apr 28th, 2006 09:28 PM
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