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Tired-Hiker
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Oh my God!! This English chick sitting next to me just farted! Then she said . . .

. . . "Oh, I just farted!" Then she laughed. Are all English chicks like this? It kinda turned me on. embarrasment

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May 6th, 2006 03:12 AM

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mysterio69
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yeah, the queen does it all the time. duh.

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BlackSunshine
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who doesnt fart?

May 6th, 2006 03:15 AM

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Tired-Hiker
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who doesnt fart?

Well, yeah, but like most chicks don't announce that they did it, especially in a professional working environment. I mean, I thought it was hilarious, don't get me wrong.

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ROYALGUARD
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i would care less if any person farted next to me... why?
its natural

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GCG
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Well, I think, it takes a lot more than a fart to define a person

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Tired-Hiker
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i would care less if any person farted next to me... why?
its natural

You guys are missing the whole point, Jesus fecking christ!!! mad

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May 6th, 2006 03:17 AM

Tired-Hiker
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OMG, now she just stood up and said, "Now I'm having panty issues!" Oh, and I already showed her this thread too, she laughed.

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May 6th, 2006 03:18 AM

BlackSunshine
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Well, yeah, but like most chicks don't announce that they did it, especially in a professional working environment. I mean, I thought it was hilarious, don't get me wrong.

dude I do NOT give a sh!t who's around if I gotta fart I let it go. I'm not all running to the bathroom to frikin fart.

May 6th, 2006 03:19 AM

ROYALGUARD
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i got the point i just threw it away

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May 6th, 2006 03:19 AM

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i would care less if any person farted next to me... why?
its natural

your sig and avvy are grotesque no expression

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GCG
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I goy your point TH : In your country a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases is considered the ultimate aphrodisiac!

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Tired-Hiker
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Originally posted by BlackSunshine
dude I do NOT give a sh!t who's around if I gotta fart I let it go. I'm not all running to the bathroom to frikin fart.

Good for you! I could care less. It cracks me up when hot chicks fart and announce it to everyone, especially when they have English accents, so bug off!

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Tired-Hiker
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i got the point i just threw it away

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf.

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It's all good except the smell.

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Re: Oh my God!! This English chick sitting next to me just farted! Then she said . . .

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. . . "Oh, I just farted!" Then she laughed. Are all English chicks like this? It kinda turned me on.

If I were you, I'd be totally turned off, and I'd slowly back away.

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