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Vinny Valentine
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I am Afraid of the Kool Aid Man.

When I was younger, and I saw that Kool aid jumping through the walls in those commercials, I got really freaked. I thought about what would happen if he did that to me, and this is what I Came up with:

*I'm sitting there, on my bed reading a book*
*kool aid man jumps in*
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
Me : Holy Jesus Christ!
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
*I jump up and look at him*
Me: My Dad Is Not going to believe me when I tell him a large Fruit drink jumped through my wall...
KoolAid Man: Oh Yeah?
Me: No, No! It is not cool to jump through the wall destroying half my house! "Kool" People come through the doors, You need to help me clean this up!
KoolAid Man: Oh No!
*Koolaid man jumps out and wobbles away*
Father: Vinny! What was all that noise?
*Father walks in through the door*
Father: Of Son of a...
*Father Takes off belt*
Me : Fu*king KoolAid Man.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
When I was younger, and I saw that Kool aid jumping through the walls in those commercials, I got really freaked. I thought about what would happen if he did that to me, and this is what I Came up with:

*I'm sitting there, on my bed reading a book*
*kool aid man jumps in*
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
Me : Holy Jesus Christ!
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
*I jump up and look at him*
Me: My Dad Is Not going to believe me when I tell him a large Fruit drink jumped through my wall...
KoolAid Man: Oh Yeah?
Me: No, No! It is not cool to jump through the wall destroying half my house! "Kool" People come through the doors, You need to help me clean this up!
KoolAid Man: Oh No!
*Koolaid man jumps out and wobbles away*
Father: Vinny! What was all that noise?
*Father walks in through the door*
Father: Of Son of a...
*Father Takes off belt*
Me : Fu*king KoolAid Man.


Someone's been listening to Dane Cook. no expression


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Originally posted by LanceWindu
Someone's been listening to Dane Cook. no expression

i was thinking the same thing


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Originally posted by LanceWindu
Someone's been listening to Dane Cook. no expression


Just Maybe, Wanted to see how long till someone figured out which person it was.

Good Job


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Originally posted by PandoraMomo
i was thinking the same thing
quote: (post)
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Just Maybe, Wanted to see how long till someone figured out which person it was.

Good Job


Suffice to say though, the man is hilarious and more people need to listen to him.


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Suffice to say though, the man is hilarious and more people need to listen to him.


I Agree


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HEY HEY HEY


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thats what the kool aide man says too eek!


...i think confused


i really have no idea

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I'd boink Dane Cook

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I don't know what you're talking about.

Partly because I haven't read this thread yet.


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Re: I am Afraid of the Kool Aid Man.

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
When I was younger, and I saw that Kool aid jumping through the walls in those commercials, I got really freaked. I thought about what would happen if he did that to me, and this is what I Came up with:

*I'm sitting there, on my bed reading a book*
*kool aid man jumps in*
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
Me : Holy Jesus Christ!
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
*I jump up and look at him*
Me: My Dad Is Not going to believe me when I tell him a large Fruit drink jumped through my wall...
KoolAid Man: Oh Yeah?
Me: No, No! It is not cool to jump through the wall destroying half my house! "Kool" People come through the doors, You need to help me clean this up!
KoolAid Man: Oh No!
*Koolaid man jumps out and wobbles away*
Father: Vinny! What was all that noise?
*Father walks in through the door*
Father: Of Son of a...
*Father Takes off belt*
Me : Fu*king KoolAid Man.


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If all the Kool Aid spilled out of him, do you think he would die? And if not, would his life continue in the pitcher or in the spilled juice? Or both?


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Why do people continue to further the stereotype that Dane Cook is anything but an overrated, American Pie Humour-esque if-you-don't-laugh-it-means-you're-stupid "comedian"?

Just curious.

"Look! I'm talking loud and I'm really animated! THAT MEANS I'M FUNNY! LAUGH!"

Everyone else: Hahahaha! Oh my god he's so crazy!

Listen to some Lenny Bruce, George Carlin or Bill Hicks. Dane Cook is shit.

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