Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
Gender: Male Location: Canada
I am Afraid of the Kool Aid Man.
When I was younger, and I saw that Kool aid jumping through the walls in those commercials, I got really freaked. I thought about what would happen if he did that to me, and this is what I Came up with:
*I'm sitting there, on my bed reading a book*
*kool aid man jumps in*
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
Me : Holy Jesus Christ!
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
*I jump up and look at him*
Me: My Dad Is Not going to believe me when I tell him a large Fruit drink jumped through my wall...
KoolAid Man: Oh Yeah?
Me: No, No! It is not cool to jump through the wall destroying half my house! "Kool" People come through the doors, You need to help me clean this up!
KoolAid Man: Oh No!
*Koolaid man jumps out and wobbles away*
Father: Vinny! What was all that noise?
*Father walks in through the door*
Father: Of Son of a...
*Father Takes off belt*
Me : Fu*king KoolAid Man.
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May 13th, 2006 04:06 AM
DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-
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You should have poured vinegar into him.
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May 13th, 2006 04:07 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
When I was younger, and I saw that Kool aid jumping through the walls in those commercials, I got really freaked. I thought about what would happen if he did that to me, and this is what I Came up with:
*I'm sitting there, on my bed reading a book*
*kool aid man jumps in*
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
Me : Holy Jesus Christ!
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
*I jump up and look at him*
Me: My Dad Is Not going to believe me when I tell him a large Fruit drink jumped through my wall...
KoolAid Man: Oh Yeah?
Me: No, No! It is not cool to jump through the wall destroying half my house! "Kool" People come through the doors, You need to help me clean this up!
KoolAid Man: Oh No!
*Koolaid man jumps out and wobbles away*
Father: Vinny! What was all that noise?
*Father walks in through the door*
Father: Of Son of a...
*Father Takes off belt*
Me : Fu*king KoolAid Man.
Someone's been listening to Dane Cook.
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May 13th, 2006 04:18 AM
PandoraMomo
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by LanceWindu
Someone's been listening to Dane Cook.
i was thinking the same thing
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May 13th, 2006 04:19 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
Gender: Male Location: Canada
quote: (post ) Originally posted by LanceWindu
Someone's been listening to Dane Cook.
Just Maybe, Wanted to see how long till someone figured out which person it was.
Good Job
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May 13th, 2006 04:19 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by PandoraMomo
i was thinking the same thing
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Just Maybe, Wanted to see how long till someone figured out which person it was.
Good Job
Suffice to say though, the man is hilarious and more people need to listen to him.
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May 13th, 2006 04:22 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
Gender: Male Location: Canada
quote: (post ) Originally posted by LanceWindu
Suffice to say though, the man is hilarious and more people need to listen to him.
I Agree
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May 13th, 2006 04:23 AM
Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine
Gender: Male Location: Canada
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May 13th, 2006 04:25 AM
~Flamboyant~
Out of my element
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I was afraid of the Coneheads
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May 13th, 2006 04:28 AM
Naz
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HEY HEY HEY
May 13th, 2006 04:34 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
HEY HEY HEY
Fat Albert is in the hizouse!
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May 13th, 2006 04:44 AM
Naz
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thats what the kool aide man says too
...i think
i really have no idea
May 13th, 2006 05:05 AM
silver_tears
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I'd boink Dane Cook
May 13th, 2006 05:07 AM
Bloigen
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I don't know what you're talking about.
Partly because I haven't read this thread yet.
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May 13th, 2006 09:34 AM
GCG
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May 13th, 2006 10:38 AM
Council#13
The Omega Male
Gender: Male Location: In your pants
Re: I am Afraid of the Kool Aid Man.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
When I was younger, and I saw that Kool aid jumping through the walls in those commercials, I got really freaked. I thought about what would happen if he did that to me, and this is what I Came up with:
*I'm sitting there, on my bed reading a book*
*kool aid man jumps in*
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
Me : Holy Jesus Christ!
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
*I jump up and look at him*
Me: My Dad Is Not going to believe me when I tell him a large Fruit drink jumped through my wall...
KoolAid Man: Oh Yeah?
Me: No, No! It is not cool to jump through the wall destroying half my house! "Kool" People come through the doors, You need to help me clean this up!
KoolAid Man: Oh No!
*Koolaid man jumps out and wobbles away*
Father: Vinny! What was all that noise?
*Father walks in through the door*
Father: Of Son of a...
*Father Takes off belt*
Me : Fu*king KoolAid Man.
I'm scared of Ronald MacDonald because I saw him once in a MacDonalds when I was small and he was a real jerk
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May 13th, 2006 02:39 PM
Lord Paradise
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: United States.
If all the Kool Aid spilled out of him, do you think he would die? And if not, would his life continue in the pitcher or in the spilled juice? Or both?
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May 13th, 2006 02:56 PM
Council#13
The Omega Male
Gender: Male Location: In your pants
In the Simpsons, Homer landed inside of him and drank it all up and he fell over with crossy eyes and shattered
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May 13th, 2006 02:57 PM
Camille's_Death
Forever lost..lol..lamo!!
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Here you go just for you vinny
Attachment: for you vinny.jpg
This has been downloaded 44 time(s).
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May 13th, 2006 03:55 PM
Alpha Centauri
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Why do people continue to further the stereotype that Dane Cook is anything but an overrated, American Pie Humour-esque if-you-don't-laugh-it-means-you're-stupid "comedian"?
Just curious.
"Look! I'm talking loud and I'm really animated! THAT MEANS I'M FUNNY! LAUGH!"
Everyone else: Hahahaha! Oh my god he's so crazy!
Listen to some Lenny Bruce, George Carlin or Bill Hicks. Dane Cook is shit.
-AC
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May 13th, 2006 04:18 PM
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