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Angry Someone do or say something funny!

mad Please!


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So, this horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
So, this horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"




laughing


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God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.

Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.

Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates!


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...sorry didnt get that god and man joke.....could you rephrase that?


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Eternalist 04
...sorry didnt get that god and man joke.....could you rephrase that?


I didn't eithier confused


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Vinny Valentine
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Eternalist 04
...sorry didnt get that god and man joke.....could you rephrase that?



No.

If I say it, it just ruins it for people who are trying to understand.

PM for answer.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.

Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.

Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates!


I love that one


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Eternalist 04
...sorry didnt get that god and man joke.....could you rephrase that?


quote: (post)
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I didn't eithier confused


Think about it... she's on rollerskates and he got a Black Jaguar stick out tongue


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Leo.M
Think about it... she's on rollerskates and he got a Black Jaguar stick out tongue


laughing out loud


They're All dead, and they got crappy cars for cheating...


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Leo.M
Think about it... she's on rollerskates and he got a Black Jaguar stick out tongue


laughing I get it now!


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why did the blonde climb the chain link fence?

to see what was on the other side.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by The Pict
why did the blonde climb the chain link fence?

to see what was on the other side.


laughing out loud


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So this guy walks into a bar


SHOULD HAVE WATCHED WHERE HE WAS GOING


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by K.Diddy
mad Please!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/...r=6#post6604078


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
So this guy walks into a bar


SHOULD HAVE WATCHED WHERE HE WAS GOING






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