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Scythe
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This has been bugging me for quite some time...

...What would god say about bestiality?

My top six guesses:

6. Man I messed up their vision
5. None of that hanky panky
4. My me they're dumb...
3. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!?!
2. Size DOESN'T matter women!!
1. I knew it was a bad idea to befriend the sheep...

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Darth_Hexus
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your body is a temple to god, and like getting drunk it dirties the temple, so taking care of your body is also taking care of your temple, many people overlook this, now i'm not saying its a sin, but its like playing too much videogames, or worshipping another god while being a christian.

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Scythe
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Good show

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Barker
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scythe
...What would god say about bestiality?

This is why it's Two of every animal, So none is Lonely, and none with fall back to needing a Human. no expression

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Scythe
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Realistic answer, no way!!

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Jun 22nd, 2006 01:38 AM

Darth_Hexus
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haha, well two of each animal makes sense, but let it die off if its the only one of its kind. no point in "helping" it, mainly cause it wont work...

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Jun 22nd, 2006 01:39 AM

Scythe
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I doubt the main reason of beastiality is to "reproduce".

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Jun 22nd, 2006 01:42 AM

Darth_Hexus
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exactly, there could be a dumb exception, but even then i don't think its right, just let the poor creature die, don't embarress it before it goes.

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Barker
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Originally posted by Scythe
I doubt the main reason of beastiality is to "reproduce".

If it was just you and your Dog left in the World, would you?

Suppose Alcohol was involved too.

I wouldn't. roll eyes (sarcastic)

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Jun 22nd, 2006 01:44 AM

Scythe
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I have a boy dog, so no. WAIDDAMINUTE! No ways, joses, I don't see anything happenin' there man.

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Jun 22nd, 2006 01:46 AM

Barker
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Hmm..

What if a Girl had a baby with a Dog, and you ended up dating their Child?

What about then?

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Jun 22nd, 2006 01:49 AM

Scythe
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I would projectile hurl in it's face on a daily basis. Wait, I do have this ex....

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Jun 22nd, 2006 01:50 AM

Barker
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Originally posted by Scythe
I would projectile hurl in it's face on a daily basis. Wait, I do have this ex....

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Jun 22nd, 2006 02:02 AM

Darth_Hexus
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....anyway, the whole thing is just wrong, i'd kill the animal and eat it... hahahahahahah jk

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Jun 22nd, 2006 02:04 AM

Scythe
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I doubt that would be God's response...

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Jun 22nd, 2006 02:16 AM

Darth_Hexus
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haha

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Jun 22nd, 2006 02:17 AM

Scythe
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Indeed...

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Jun 22nd, 2006 02:18 AM

Darth_Hexus
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huh, what? confuzzled

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Jun 22nd, 2006 02:46 AM

Scythe
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If god had the time to talk to porn stars about the birds and the bees, would he use hand puppets? Actors? Himself plus assistants?

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Jun 22nd, 2006 02:49 AM

King of Blades
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Legion_of_Maul
your body is a temple to god, and like getting drunk it dirties the temple, so taking care of your body is also taking care of your temple, many people overlook this, now i'm not saying its a sin, but its like playing too much videogames, or worshipping another god while being a christian.

For a scrauny obnoxius 14 year old, your right. However, it is a sin. Only if you adhere to the rules that is...

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