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Ax3l
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I hate everything.

So i was riding my bike for the first time in about 2 years. Decided to go to a friends house. So i'm having a good ride, and i see a family of ducks crossing the road. A car drives past me, slows down and passes the ducks. WHEW. Then this grey Grand Prix comes a side me and passes me like a bat out of hell and didn't even slow down.....Ran the whole ****ing famliy of ducks over. There were feathers and duck insides everywhere. I wanted to catch up to that ****er and run him over......with my bike

. I was and am so angry. I hope that guy ends up getting paralyzed and eventually dying because no one liked him so he killed himself in the worst possible way. Then i'll go to his funeral and piss everywhere, even on his family. And if he's cremated, i'll put him on my cereal and eat him.

And thats my reason to hate everyone. I'm going to go cut myself.

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Oh my god, that's so sad

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Poor duckies

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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
So i was riding my bike for the first time in about 2 years. Decided to go to a friends house. So i'm having a good ride, and i see a family of ducks crossing the road. A car drives past me, slows down and passes the ducks. WHEW. Then this grey Grand Prix comes a side me and passes me like a bat out of hell and didn't even slow down.....Ran the whole ****ing famliy of ducks over. There were feathers and duck insides everywhere. I wanted to catch up to that ****er and run him over......with my bike . I was and am so angry. I hope that guy ends up getting paralyzed and eventually dying because no one liked him so he killed himself in the worst possible way. Then i'll go to his funeral and piss everywhere, even on his family. And if he's cremated, i'll put him on my cereal and eat him.

And thats my reason to hate everyone. I'm going to go cut myself.

I saw a video from a funeral, where some jackass brought his dog, which then knocked over a candle into the casket and caught the clothes on the corpse on fire. confused

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I saw a video from a funeral, where some jackass brought his dog, which then knocked over a candle into the casket and caught the clothes on the corpse on fire.

Thats what i'm going to do to him. Except no dog, and more me.

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Ax3l
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PENGUINS ARE BACK!!!

And Scrubs title/location.

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I saw a video from a funeral, where some jackass brought his dog, which then knocked over a candle into the casket and caught the clothes on the corpse on fire.

that shouldn't be funny, but I would have the strongest urge to laugh if I saw that. embarrasment

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PENGUINS ARE BACK!!!

And Scrubs title/location.

The penguins are just filling in until I make the Scrubs sig.

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Ax3l
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The penguins are just filling in until I make the Scrubs sig.

That'll be sweet raver

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sad story...R.I.P. family of ducks recklessly slaughtered by human carelessness

ducks > humans

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That'll be sweet

Like Sugar. raver

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Like Sugar.

And......Suckers raver

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That reminds me of a story my dad told me once.

My father was his way to go visit his girlfriend and as he was driving down the backroads a little puppy ran out into the road. So my father swerved to miss it but when he swerved he accidentally hit another puppy! So he swerved back and hit the puppy he was trying to miss. Then he swerved again and hit a third puppy! He stopped the car and got out and looked at the mess he made and he was shocked.
He couldn't have hit them all if he had aimed for them. Well, he was young and not entirely certain what to say so he left.
When he got to his girlfriend's house he had decided that he would go back later on and tell them it was him; but when his girlfriend answered the door she was crying. He asked what was wrong and she said, "Some ******* killed all three of my nephew's puppies. How could someone just kill them like that."
My father was always known for his tact, so he said, "That was me."

She kicked him out of the house and they never saw each other again.

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That reminds me of a story my dad told me once.

My father was his way to go visit his girlfriend and as he was driving down the backroads a little puppy ran out into the road. So my father swerved to miss it but when he swerved he accidentally hit another puppy! So he swerved back and hit the puppy he was trying to miss. Then he swerved again and hit a third puppy! He stopped the car and got out and looked at the mess he made and he was shocked.
He couldn't have hit them all if he had aimed for them. Well, he was young and not entirely certain what to say so he left.
When he got to his girlfriend's house he had decided that he would go back later on and tell them it was him; but when his girlfriend answered the door she was crying. He asked what was wrong and she said, "Some ******* killed all three of my nephew's puppies. How could someone just kill them like that."
My father was always known for his tact, so he said, "That was me."

She kicked him out of the house and they never saw each other again.

motor vehicles kill

Jul 21st, 2006 03:00 AM

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And......Suckers

And sweetning agent #406. raver

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Re: I hate everything.

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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
So i was riding my bike for the first time in about 2 years. Decided to go to a friends house. So i'm having a good ride, and i see a family of ducks crossing the road. A car drives past me, slows down and passes the ducks. WHEW. Then this grey Grand Prix comes a side me and passes me like a bat out of hell and didn't even slow down.....Ran the whole ****ing famliy of ducks over. There were feathers and duck insides everywhere. I wanted to catch up to that ****er and run him over......with my bike . I was and am so angry. I hope that guy ends up getting paralyzed and eventually dying because no one liked him so he killed himself in the worst possible way. Then i'll go to his funeral and piss everywhere, even on his family. And if he's cremated, i'll put him on my cereal and eat him.

And thats my reason to hate everyone. I'm going to go cut myself.

thats soo messed up, don't cut urself, do all that stuff to the guy first evil face

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Originally posted by Psyquis52
That reminds me of a story my dad told me once.

My father was his way to go visit his girlfriend and as he was driving down the backroads a little puppy ran out into the road. So my father swerved to miss it but when he swerved he accidentally hit another puppy! So he swerved back and hit the puppy he was trying to miss. Then he swerved again and hit a third puppy! He stopped the car and got out and looked at the mess he made and he was shocked.
He couldn't have hit them all if he had aimed for them. Well, he was young and not entirely certain what to say so he left.
When he got to his girlfriend's house he had decided that he would go back later on and tell them it was him; but when his girlfriend answered the door she was crying. He asked what was wrong and she said, "Some ******* killed all three of my nephew's puppies. How could someone just kill them like that."
My father was always known for his tact, so he said, "That was me."

She kicked him out of the house and they never saw each other again.

I actually read that joke today. Weird.

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