airemaye
Junior Member
Gender: Female Location: United States---Somewhere in Kansas
Tell me why this ban wouldn't work.
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the Midwest, and recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
*This is pretty easy--I hope most people get it.*
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Aug 7th, 2006 07:47 AM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Barker
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Aug 7th, 2006 07:48 AM
Kram3r
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
I like your thoughts and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Aug 7th, 2006 08:05 AM
SpadeKing
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location:
Tell me why I didn't even get past the first sentance
Aug 7th, 2006 08:13 AM
Kram3r
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SpadeKing
Tell me why I didn't even get past the first sentance
Propaganda.
Aug 7th, 2006 08:18 AM
Peach
mordrem
Gender: Female Location: verdant brink
Moderator
Mmmmm, water.
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Aug 7th, 2006 08:22 AM
Jaeh
Possibly here.
Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
ban this.. whatever it is... what is it anyway? >I didn't bother to read your long post.. sorry... >.< <
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Aug 7th, 2006 08:35 AM
A.J
Restricted
Gender: Male Location:
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
ban this.. whatever it is... what is it anyway? >I didn't bother to read your long post.. sorry... >.< <
Aug 7th, 2006 11:42 AM
Eis
androgynous mind
Gender: Unspecified Location: Lost in a Roman Wilderness of Pain
quote: (post ) Originally posted by airemaye
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the Midwest, and recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
*This is pretty easy--I hope most people get it.*
You do know that dihydrogen monoxide issue was hoax to see how gullible people are and ignorant when it comes to science.
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Aug 7th, 2006 12:15 PM
Da Pittman
"Pitt Happens"
Gender: Unspecified Location: One for the other hand
Re: Tell me why this ban wouldn't work.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by airemaye
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the Midwest, and recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
*This is pretty easy--I hope most people get it.*
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Aug 7th, 2006 12:20 PM
Clovie
Gender: Female Location: lost in your dreams
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lana
Mmmmm, water.
so I got it right
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Aug 7th, 2006 12:31 PM
Scoobless
sselboocS
Gender: Male Location: The Scoob Cave
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lana
Mmmmm, water.
Quick, BAN IT!.... that way i'll never have to worry about tsunamis again
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Aug 7th, 2006 01:07 PM
BlackSunshine
Do what you want to do
Gender: Female Location:
I am NOT reading all that.
Aug 7th, 2006 01:07 PM
Röland
Masked Vigilante
Gender: Male Location:
Re: Tell me why this ban wouldn't work.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by airemaye
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
You lost me after those 3 words.
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Aug 7th, 2006 01:13 PM
It's xyz!
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Re: Tell me why this ban wouldn't work.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by airemaye
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the Midwest, and recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
*This is pretty easy--I hope most people get it.*
I liked it better on Penn and Teller: Bullshit.
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Aug 7th, 2006 01:13 PM
Bloigen
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Aug 7th, 2006 03:10 PM
~Flamboyant~
Out of my element
Gender: Male Location: Reading Harry Potter
Well, it wouldn't work because if it's the major component in acid rain, then we'd have to ban fossil fuels altogether to stop it. Even if it contributes to the greenhouse effect, it must be very minor because I have never heard of it. (The major contributors being: Carbion Dioxide, Water Vapor, and Methane)
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Aug 7th, 2006 03:24 PM
WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON
Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California
Okay, Dihydrogen monoxide you have been trolling and disruptive this forum long enough.
This was your final warning.
Goodbye!
*banned Dihydrogen Monoxide*
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Aug 7th, 2006 03:53 PM
Dusty
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: The United States. I <3 U
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Aug 7th, 2006 03:56 PM
Syren
dreaming
Gender: Female Location: every which way but loose
quote: (post ) Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Okay, Dihydrogen monoxide you have been trolling and disruptive this forum long enough.
This was your final warning.
Goodbye!
*banned Dihydrogen Monoxide*
You love it too much, it worries me how the power has affected your head
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Aug 7th, 2006 04:01 PM
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