Final Bout, Seagal Vs. Norris
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Steven Seagal
8
36.36%
Chuck Norris
14
63.64%
Total:
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Scythe
The Goat
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Steven Seagal Vs. Chuck Norris; Let's Get Crazy!
I grow weary of the whole Chuck Norris shit, Steven might possibly be the king of all puns.
I would gladly call the man who threw a man out of a moving train while saying "looks like this is your stop" god!
The very same man that slammed a computer moniter into a ninja's face while screaming the words: "Hey, looks like you've got mail!"
Seagal owns Norris.
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:20 AM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:21 AM
The Pict
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Gender: Male Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Jet Li
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:21 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Steven Seagal had a one on one fight with a venomous rattlesnake in his pick-up truck, while still driving beneath the speed limit.
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:22 AM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
Steven Seagal had a one on one fight with a venomous rattlesnake while still driving beneath the speed limit.
........for some reason I feel like eating a bullet.
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:23 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Looks like someone hasn't seen that viral video of Seagal's Eikido clip of him breaking 23 people's arms.
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:24 AM
Milkie
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:25 AM
NinthCorona
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SelphieT
I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:26 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Yeah that happens...
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:29 AM
Milkie
Senior Member
Gender: Female Location: Boston, Massachusetts
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:29 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
That's not what the poll says.
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:31 AM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
..........ghey.
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:54 AM
Quincy
Debaser
Gender: Male Location: Through The Looking Glass
Bruce Lee
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Aug 17th, 2006 01:59 AM
Selphie
you teasing like you do
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
I vote me. Liz could take all of you!
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Aug 17th, 2006 02:05 AM
Naz
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chuck norris pwns.
Aug 17th, 2006 02:07 AM
ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Pict
Jet Li
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Aug 17th, 2006 02:15 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Gender: Male Location: On my way to the Cage
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segal would waste norris.
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Aug 17th, 2006 02:20 AM
dr. pookie
"creep"
Gender: Male Location: smelly kanada
nowadays, steven seagal is too bloated from eating to many bonbons. he'd have a heart attack before he'd be able to lift is leg in order to kick someone. oh, did i forget to mention he's pregnant?
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Aug 17th, 2006 06:07 AM
LincolnDark
Sei, sei, sei...
Gender: Unspecified Location: here
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SelphieT
I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.
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Aug 17th, 2006 06:08 AM
WickedTexasMomA
Pitmomma
Gender: Female Location: Cumberland Cove,Ok
Chuck Norris All the way.
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Aug 17th, 2006 06:51 AM
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