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Steven Seagal Vs. Chuck Norris; Let's Get Crazy!
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Warning Steven Seagal Vs. Chuck Norris; Let's Get Crazy!

I grow weary of the whole Chuck Norris shit, Steven might possibly be the king of all puns.

I would gladly call the man who threw a man out of a moving train while saying "looks like this is your stop" god!

The very same man that slammed a computer moniter into a ninja's face while screaming the words: "Hey, looks like you've got mail!"

Seagal owns Norris.


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I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.


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Steven Seagal had a one on one fight with a venomous rattlesnake in his pick-up truck, while still driving beneath the speed limit.


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Steven Seagal had a one on one fight with a venomous rattlesnake while still driving beneath the speed limit.


........for some reason I feel like eating a bullet.


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Looks like someone hasn't seen that viral video of Seagal's Eikido clip of him breaking 23 people's arms.


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I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.


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Yeah that happens...


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That's not what the poll says.


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..........ghey.


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chuck norris pwns.

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segal would waste norris.


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nowadays, steven seagal is too bloated from eating to many bonbons. he'd have a heart attack before he'd be able to lift is leg in order to kick someone. oh, did i forget to mention he's pregnant?


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I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.


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Chuck Norris All the way.


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