NinthCorona
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I beat up some woman in the hood-
So like, there I was, practicing my sexy kung-fu, which simultaneously makes me incredibly sexy in whatever I'm wearing (especially nothing) while kicking ass for being cool. Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye. I promptly judo-chopped it and "HIYA!"'d it, then lowered my shades and pissed all over some woman's dreams. I gained +5 arrogance points.
I looked the mirror and said "Damn! I look like Brad Pitt", played with my dick for a few seconds before going to go hit on some woman down the street. I jumped out of my 3 story apartment window and landed, cracking concrete and backflipping all the way to the woman. At this point, I randomly decided to beat the shit out of her, and promptly began punching her in the stomach with my pinkie-toe of destruction while a giant hood fell from the sky and covered us.
I killed Neo.
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:10 PM
§P0oONY
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Didn't read the post... but I bet it was you trying and failing to be funny.
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:14 PM
NinthCorona
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by §P0oONY
Didn't read the post... but I bet it was you trying and failing to be funny.
The Puppetmaster says:
lol
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:15 PM
Legendary Thor
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Re: I beat up some woman in the hood-
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lumanix
So like, there I was, practicing my sexy kung-fu, which simultaneously makes me incredibly sexy in whatever I'm wearing (especially nothing) while kicking ass for being cool. Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye. I promptly judo-chopped it and "HIYA!"'d it, then lowered my shades and pissed all over some woman's dreams. I gained +5 arrogance points.
I looked the mirror and said "Damn! I look like Brad Pitt", played with my dick for a few seconds before going to go hit on some woman down the street. I jumped out of my 3 story apartment window and landed, cracking concrete and backflipping all the way to the woman. At this point, I randomly decided to beat the shit out of her, and promptly began punching her in the stomach with my pinkie-toe of destruction while a giant hood fell from the sky and covered us.
I killed Neo.
Bullshit
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:16 PM
Itzak
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:16 PM
Vinny Valentine
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I found :
"Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye." Funny.
I lol'd.
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:16 PM
Chance SL
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You killed Neo..
Why.
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:16 PM
NinthCorona
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by §P0oONY
Didn't read the post... but I bet it was you trying and failing to be funny.
Seems like you failed.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Jack of Blades
Bullshit
It's all true x2, I swear.
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:17 PM
§P0oONY
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lumanix
Seems like you failed.
On the contrary.... Mon petite chou.
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:18 PM
NinthCorona
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by §P0oONY
On the contrary.... Mon petite chou.
Don't call me that.
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:18 PM
§P0oONY
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lumanix
Don't call me that.
Make me! Chou!
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:20 PM
NinthCorona
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by §P0oONY
Make me! Chou! Die, cabbage.
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:20 PM
Itzak
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Daedalus
You killed Neo..
Why.
Neo was the women in disguise.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lumanix
Seems like you failed.
It's all true x2, I swear.
Buttsecks?
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:20 PM
NinthCorona
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Itzak
Neo was the women in disguise.
Buttsecks? Oralsecks?
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:22 PM
§P0oONY
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lumanix
Die, cabbage.
Suck my very large man power...
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:24 PM
NinthCorona
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by §P0oONY
Suck my very large man power... You admitted your 'man power' was only 1mm.
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:29 PM
§P0oONY
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lumanix
You admitted your 'man power' was only 1mm.
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Sep 5th, 2006 05:36 PM
NinthCorona
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I should get warned for making a racist comment against the Neo race.
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Sep 5th, 2006 07:59 PM
Lord Paradise
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Disturbing, but it made the appropriate statement.
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Sep 5th, 2006 08:15 PM
The Pict
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I thought it was pretty funny
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