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NinthCorona
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Cool I beat up some woman in the hood-

So like, there I was, practicing my sexy kung-fu, which simultaneously makes me incredibly sexy in whatever I'm wearing (especially nothing) while kicking ass for being cool. Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye. I promptly judo-chopped it and "HIYA!"'d it, then lowered my shades and pissed all over some woman's dreams. I gained +5 arrogance points.

I looked the mirror and said "Damn! I look like Brad Pitt", played with my dick for a few seconds before going to go hit on some woman down the street. I jumped out of my 3 story apartment window and landed, cracking concrete and backflipping all the way to the woman. At this point, I randomly decided to beat the shit out of her, and promptly began punching her in the stomach with my pinkie-toe of destruction while a giant hood fell from the sky and covered us.

I killed Neo.


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Didn't read the post... but I bet it was you trying and failing to be funny.


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Didn't read the post... but I bet it was you trying and failing to be funny.

The Puppetmaster says:
lol


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Re: I beat up some woman in the hood-

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Originally posted by Lumanix
So like, there I was, practicing my sexy kung-fu, which simultaneously makes me incredibly sexy in whatever I'm wearing (especially nothing) while kicking ass for being cool. Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye. I promptly judo-chopped it and "HIYA!"'d it, then lowered my shades and pissed all over some woman's dreams. I gained +5 arrogance points.

I looked the mirror and said "Damn! I look like Brad Pitt", played with my dick for a few seconds before going to go hit on some woman down the street. I jumped out of my 3 story apartment window and landed, cracking concrete and backflipping all the way to the woman. At this point, I randomly decided to beat the shit out of her, and promptly began punching her in the stomach with my pinkie-toe of destruction while a giant hood fell from the sky and covered us.

I killed Neo.

Bullshit


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laughing


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I found :

"Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye." Funny.

I lol'd.


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You killed Neo..












Why. no expression


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Didn't read the post... but I bet it was you trying and failing to be funny.

Seems like you failed. happy

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Jack of Blades
Bullshit
It's all true x2, I swear.


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Originally posted by Lumanix
Seems like you failed. happy


On the contrary.... Mon petite chou.


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On the contrary.... Mon petite chou.
Don't call me that. happy


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lumanix
Don't call me that. happy


Make me! Chou! happy


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Make me! Chou! happy
Die, cabbage.


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You killed Neo..












Why. no expression


Neo was the women in disguise. no expression

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lumanix
Seems like you failed. happy

It's all true x2, I swear.


Buttsecks?


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Neo was the women in disguise. no expression



Buttsecks?
Oralsecks?


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lumanix
Die, cabbage.


Suck my very large man power... happy


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Suck my very large man power... happy
You admitted your 'man power' was only 1mm.


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You admitted your 'man power' was only 1mm.


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I should get warned for making a racist comment against the Neo race.


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Disturbing, but it made the appropriate statement.


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I thought it was pretty funny


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