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Lt_Champion
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 Stupidest quotes thread.

Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "


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Re: Stupidest quotes thread.

some kid at my school always used to insult people by saying

"Sit up fa**ot!"

The kid was funny but I just never got it.


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Spartan005
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 Re: Stupidest quotes thread.

This is my personal favorite...

Kai Lein: "Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

Kai Lein: "I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"


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 Re: Stupidest quotes thread.

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Originally posted by champion
Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "
hahahaha genious.....



working at a cab company, i have had some doozies. a customer called and reported she was blind but could see the cab and asked us to tell him to come down the hill to the woman wearing blue jeans.


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LOL


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 Re: Stupidest quotes thread.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by champion
Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Spartan005
This is my personal favorite...

Kai Lein: "Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

Kai Lein: "I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"


laughing


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Spartan005
This is my personal favorite...

Kai Lein: "Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

Kai Lein: "I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"
laughing the first is 2/10 funny and the second is 4/10 funny.


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Tara: No.
Tommy: SMELL IT!
Tara: NO!

I always found them to be one of the most unfunny duos I've ever seen, yet for some reason that made me laugh.


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LOL


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why? they always say that... though they know it really has no use coz usually you do it again anyway...


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