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Swimming Pools

I got to to tell ya, I quit going to them years ago for the following, and this of course is the local community or public pool. They have their ups and downs.....

The Downers:

Its at times like swimming in a giant toilet bowl! embarrasment

Yes, everyones bladder gets stimulated, and the result, PISS MAINA!!

Chlorine, ((BURNS AND REDDENS EYES!))

Skin gets wrinkled.

Hairballs in the deepend, and one time as I was searching the bottom for loose change, I encountered a ACTUAL baby-ruth bar. And once I told the lifegaurd... ****BEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!!!**** "The pool is closed, due to un-sanitary conditions!!!! EVERYONE OUT!!!"

The Uppers!:

When all the fine hunnys would come in with TIGHT suits...yes alot of things were UP! ((DOIOIOIOING!)) To the point where I had o STAY IN THE POOL!

Mr. Happy would get stimulated! smokin'

Nipps poking out! eek!

Once you found the right hunny, and got out, and got her to walk home with you, your sexuality and harmones and testosterone from the stimulation would increase 10 xs! From also having that wet bathingsuit on, and looking at hers!

Ah, I had the best sex in the world bringing 'Mary' home while my parents were @ work! big grin

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Hazardous
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*has own pool*

No filthy disease ridden pricks getting in my pool

Oct 15th, 2006 08:55 AM

silver_tears
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Do you really?

*moves*

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by silver_tears
Do you really? *moves*

You dont?

But I did say:

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Originally posted by Mi�t
No filthy disease ridden pricks getting in my pool

Oct 15th, 2006 08:58 AM

silver_tears
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Then how do you get in?

I don't currently have a prick, he and I broke up

Oct 15th, 2006 08:59 AM

Hazardous
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Oh, I sleep around, gets me where I need to

Oh how sad, noone loves you

Oct 15th, 2006 09:01 AM

silver_tears
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You're right, they don't

I'm going to bed.

Oct 15th, 2006 09:02 AM

Hazardous
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But I <3 you

Night

Oct 15th, 2006 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Mi�t
*has own pool*
No filthy disease ridden pricks getting in my pool

This your pool? big grin

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Oct 15th, 2006 09:22 AM

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How did you know? eek!

Oct 15th, 2006 09:25 AM

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Look at my pool. a bit small

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Look at my pool. a bit small

Is that your sister!? stick out tongue

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Oct 15th, 2006 12:09 PM

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Thats me

Oct 15th, 2006 12:20 PM

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Thats me

Would you like to go out with me sometime?

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I'll take that as a no sad

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Im kind of seeing someone else at the moment

Oct 15th, 2006 01:06 PM

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Yea, bitches, step back

Oct 15th, 2006 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Crusher
I got to to tell ya, I quit going to them years ago for the following, and this of course is the local community or public pool. They have their ups and downs.....

The Downers:

Its at times like swimming in a giant toilet bowl! Yes, everyones bladder gets stimulated, and the result, PISS MAINA!!

Chlorine, ((BURNS AND REDDENS EYES!))

Skin gets wrinkled.

Hairballs in the deepend, and one time as I was searching the bottom for loose change, I encountered a ACTUAL baby-ruth bar. And once I told the lifegaurd... ****BEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!!!**** "The pool is closed, due to un-sanitary conditions!!!! EVERYONE OUT!!!"

The Uppers!:

When all the fine hunnys would come in with TIGHT suits...yes alot of things were UP! ((DOIOIOIOING!)) To the point where I had o STAY IN THE POOL!

Mr. Happy would get stimulated!

Nipps poking out!

Once you found the right hunny, and got out, and got her to walk home with you, your sexuality and harmones and testosterone from the stimulation would increase 10 xs! From also having that wet bathingsuit on, and looking at hers!

Ah, I had the best sex in the world bringing 'Mary' home while my parents were @ work!

Ugh, reminds me of the public pool over here. Mom used to take us and the kids to swim there and it was really disgusting. Our hangout spot today (The Skate Park) is RIGHT BESIDE it and I've walked over to the fence before and looked at it and the water is pitch black, almost green. They don't even cover it up during non-swimming season. I don't know if it's closed down for good or just for the season but jeeze, even if it's just for the season they could at least help take care of it. erm

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