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dirkdirden
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Today at work.

I watched a Fiber Optic Processor over heat and catch on fire. It was cool as hell. Intel's Fiber Optic Processor won’t be out for a few more years. But I'm going to snag one of them when they are finished testing. GO PHOTONICS.

What did you do at work.


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What did you do at work?*


I'm a data analyst at Intel, my cube is next to the Quality assurance managers cube and when I'm board I tag along with that guys to do testing. Most of the tests are lame but they always have to test how far the processors can go and that always draws a crowd.

I didn't go to school for electronics I went in to school in boring Computer information systems. So I don't get to do any testing myself but watching is cool.


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Sounds like free advertising to me

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I'm a data analyst at Intel, my cube is next to the Quality assurance managers cube and when I'm board I tag along with that guys to do testing. Most of the tests are lame but they always have to test how far the processors can go and that always draws a crowd.

I didn't go to school for electronics I went in to school in boring Computer information systems. So I don't get to do any testing myself but watching is cool.

I was actually correcting your grammar mistake, but thanks anyway.


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I did this...

code:
slides_xml = new XML(); slides_xml.onLoad = startSlideShow; slides_xml.load("/recreation/slides.xml"); slides_xml.ignoreWhite = true; // // Show the first slide and intialize variables function startSlideShow(success) { if (success == true) { rootNode = slides_xml.firstChild; totalSlides = rootNode.childNodes.length; firstSlideNode = rootNode.firstChild; currentSlideNode = firstSlideNode; currentIndex = 1; updateSlide(firstSlideNode); } } // // Updates the current slide with new image and text function updateSlide(newSlideNode) { imagePath = newSlideNode.attributes.jpegURL; slideText = newSlideNode.firstChild.nodeValue; loadMovie(imagePath, targetClip); } // // Event handler for 'Next slide' button next_btn.onRelease = function() { nextSlideNode = currentSlideNode.nextSibling; if (nextSlideNode == null) { break; } else { currentIndex++; updateSlide(nextSlideNode); currentSlideNode = nextSlideNode; } }; // // Event handler for 'Previous slide' button back_btn.onRelease = function() { previousSlideNode = currentSlideNode.previousSibling; if (previousSlideNode == null) { break; } else { currentIndex--; currentSlideNode = previousSlideNode; updateSlide(previousSlideNode); } };


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Originally posted by Barker
I was actually correcting your grammar mistake, but thanks anyway.


I didn't notice you corrected anything and thought you were asking a question but instead you were just being an ass kudos.?!


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XML slideshow......looks like it was done in flash but I could be mistaken cosidering I haven't used much flash or XML.

I have been useing alot of analysis server coding in MDX for the past few months. Not a big fan of it yet.

This is what I'm working on today. Very boring sql stuff.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
-- Queries to run after Matr weekly data load
--
-- These will check for:
-- Nulls in serial_nbr, ord_nbr length, screen_dtm is a date
-- check the type, disposition, damage pareto,
-- check cust_name and count the unknowns
--
------------ make sure a sn is provided
select count(*) from cwp_matr_screen_staging
where serial_nbr is null

Select * from cwp_matr_screen_staging
where serial_nbr is null

select count(*) from cwp_matr_receipts_staging
where serial_nbr is null

-- look for blank wrk ara
select count(*) from cwp_matr_screen_staging
where work_area is null

-- check the length of the order numbers for all CWP records (100*) -- answer SHOULD BE NINE
select len(control_nbr) from cwp_matr_receipts_staging
where ltrim(rtrim(control_nbr)) like '100%'
group by len(control_nbr)

--no control numbers should be greater the 11. numbers starting with "V" will be 10 characters long
SELECT LEN(control_nbr) A--------------------------------------------------------

-- make sure the table contains all valid types
select count(*) from dbo.cwp_matr_receipts_staging
where lower(board_cpu) not in ('cpu','board','epsd')

--Check for proper depot names in screening

Select * from cwp_matr_screen_staging
Where depot not in (
'EXEL_PNG',
'EXEL_DUB',
'DHL_BRAZIL',
'INGMCR',
'MOSCOW',
'CDW_INDIA',
'UPS_BRAZIL'
)

update cwp_matr_screen_staging
set depot = 'MOSCOW'
where depot = 'Moscow'

--Check for proper depot names in receipts
Select * from cwp_matr_receipts_staging
Where depot not in (
'EXEL_PNG',
'EXEL_DUB',
'DHL_BRAZIL',
'INGMCR',
'MOSCOW',
'CDW_INDIA',
'UPS_BRAZIL'
)
--uppdate depot name
update cwp_matr_receipts_staging
set depot = 'MOSCOW'
where depot = 'Moscow'


--- test to make sure every record has a screen dtm listed
select count(*) from cwp_matr_receipts_staging
where isdate(rcpt_date) = 0

select count(*) from cwp_matr_receipts_staging
where isdate(ship_date) = 0


--update cwp_matr_receipts_staging
--Set ship_date = rcpt_date
--where isdate (ship_date) = '0'

--- select * from cwp_matr_receipts where isdate(ship_date) = 0

select count(*) from dbo.cwp_matr_screen_staging
where isdate(test_date) = 0

Select 'Length', depot
FROM cwp_matr_receipts_staging
WHERE LEN(control_nbr) > '11'

-- total number counts by receipts per intel month
select t.IntelMonthDate, count(*)as QTY from cwp_matr_receipts r
inner join TimeDim t
on convert(varchar(25),t.IntelDate,102) = convert(varchar(25),r.rcpt_date,102)
group by t.IntelMonthDate
order by t.IntelMonthDate desc

-- total number counts by ships per intel month
select t.IntelMonthDate, count(*)as QTY from cwp_matr_receipts r
inner join TimeDim t
on convert(varchar(25),t.IntelDate,102) = convert(varchar(25),r.ship_date,102)
group by t.IntelMonthDate
order by t.IntelMonthDate desc

-- total number of test by intel month
select t.IntelMonthDate, count(*) from cwp_matr_screen r
inner join TimeDim t
on convert(varchar(25),t.IntelDate,102) = convert(varchar(25),r.test_date,102)
group by t.IntelMonthDate
order by t.IntelMonthDate desc

--- check to see the trend of the dispos over the last few months
select t.IntelMonthDate, final_dispo, count(*) as QTY from cwp_matr_receipts r
inner join TimeDim t
on convert(varchar(25),t.IntelDate,102) = convert(varchar(25),r.ship_date,102)
group by t.IntelMonthDate, final_dispo
order by t.IntelMonthDate desc,final_dispo

----- insert the dups into a tmp (checking for exact duplicates).
--(0 rows affected is the prefered out come) otherwise see the tmp table.
--drop table #tmp_dup
select record_id ,depot,board_cpu,rcpt_date,serial_nbr,part_nbr,cpu
_product,rtn_rsn,control_nbr,customer,cst_track_nb
r,
cst_fail_date,cst_fail_symptom,cst_pt_nbr,sspec,fp
o_atpo ,test_platform,final_dispo ,
comments,ship_date,create_by,created_date ,modified_by,modified_date into #tmp_dup
from cwp_matr_receipts_staging
group by record_id ,depot,board_cpu,rcpt_date,serial_nbr,part_nbr,cpu
_product,rtn_rsn,control_nbr,customer,cst_track_nb
r,
cst_fail_date,cst_fail_symptom,cst_pt_nbr,sspec,fp
o_atpo ,test_platform,final_dispo ,
comments,ship_date,create_by,created_date ,modified_by,modified_date
having count(*) > 1

--The next steps are used only if duplicates are found.
-- deletes from the table all duplicates
delete from dbo.cwp_matr_receipts_staging
from dbo.cwp_matr_receipts_staging r
inner join #tmp_dup d
on
r.record_id = d.record_id and
r.depot = d.depot and
r.board_cpu = d.board_cpu and
r.rcpt_date = d.rcpt_date and
r.serial_nbr = d.serial_nbr and
isnull(r.part_nbr,'') = isnull(d.part_nbr,'') and
isnull(r.cpu_product,'') = isnull(d.cpu_product,'')and
isnull(r.rtn_rsn,'') = isnull(d.rtn_rsn,'')and
isnull(r.control_nbr,'') = isnull(d.control_nbr,'')and
isnull(r.customer,'') = isnull(d.customer,'')and
isnull(r.cst_track_nbr,'') = isnull(d.cst_track_nbr,'')and
isnull(r.cst_fail_date,'') = isnull(d.cst_fail_date,'')and
isnull(r.cst_fail_symptom,'') = isnull(d.cst_fail_symptom,'')and
isnull(r.cst_pt_nbr,'') = isnull(d.cst_pt_nbr,'')and
isnull(r.sspec,'') = isnull(d.sspec,'')and
isnull(r.fpo_atpo,'') = isnull(d.fpo_atpo,'')and
isnull(r.test_platform,'') = isnull(d.test_platform,'')and
isnull(r.final_dispo,'') = isnull(d.final_dispo,'')and
isnull(r.comments,'') = isnull(d.comments,'')and
isnull(r.ship_date,'') = isnull(d.ship_date,'')and
isnull(r.create_by,'') = isnull(d.create_by,'')and
isnull(r.created_date,'') = isnull(d.created_date,'')and
isnull(r.modified_by,'') = isnull(d.modified_by,'')and
isnull(r.modified_date,'') = isnull(d.modified_date,'')

---- inserts back into the table the single instance of the record just removed
insert into dbo.cwp_matr_receipts_staging
select * from #tmp_dup

---- test for just dup on ser_nbr and ord_nbr
select depot,record_id, serial_nbr, control_nbr from cwp_matr_receipts_staging
group by depot,record_id, serial_nbr, control_nbr having count(*) > 1

Select *
from cwp_matr_receipts_staging
where serial_nbr = 'BQGN44201493'

--- ser_nbr and work_ara 2x
select depot, record_id, serial_nbr, work_area
from cwp_matr_screen_staging
group by depot, record_id, serial_nbr, work_area
having count(*) > 1

Select *
from cwp_matr_screen_staging ss
inner join cwp_matr_screen sr
on ss.serial_nbr = sr.serial_nbr
and ss.test_date = sr.test_date

select *
from cwp_matr_receipts_staging ss
inner join cwp_matr_receipts sr
on ss.serial_nbr = sr.serial_nbr
and ss.record_id = sr.record_id
--and ss.test_date = sr.test_date
and ss.rcpt_date = sr.rcpt_date
and ss.depot = sr.depot
order by ss.record_id

Select *
from cwp_matr_screen_staging ss
inner join cwp_matr_receipts_staging rs
on ss.serial_nbr = rs.serial_nbr
and ss.record_id is null

--Check for duplicates in the cwp_matr_screen table
select record_id, depot, serial_nbr, test_date, work_area, count(*) as qty
from cwp_matr_screen
group by record_id, depot, serial_nbr, test_date, work_area
having count(*) > 1

--See CWP remove duplicates from cwp_matr_screen to remove dups.

--Checking for existing serial numbers with matching rcpt_date
select S.*
from cwp_matr_receipts_staging S
inner join cwp_matr_receipts R
on S.serial_nbr = R.serial_nbr
and S.rcpt_date = R.rcpt_date
and S.record_id = R.record_id

--Select *
--from cwp_matr_receipts_staging (use a pivot table to see the results)
-- week by week comparison
Select *
from cwp_matr_receipts_staging r
inner join dbo.TimeDim tmd
on CONVERT(VARCHAR, rcpt_date, 101) = tmd.IntelDate


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I didn't notice you corrected anything and thought you were asking a question but instead you were just being an ass kudos.?!

Um?

Sorry. Um.*


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ill tell you when i start work on monday. smile

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First day at work always sucks. You always feel so stupid becuase you don't know anything. Hate that feeling.


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Sounds like the same kinda stuff my dad does. Boring.

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Sounds like the same kinda stuff my dad does. Boring.


yes it is very boring. But I'm getting paid to post this so its not too bad.


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Yep Flash XML slide show thumb up


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Yep Flash XML slide show thumb up


Thats much more entertaining the SQL scripts......BOOOO SQL. We only just touched Flash for a few days just went over the basics and I made a cool motion tweed of two stick figures banging eachother, it was lame but got me an A for the assignment, I think it turned the teacher on.

Never got to do any action script though was kinda pist about that.


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Action Script drives me crazy sometimes, I prefer to use PHP when building my websites.


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Action Script drives me crazy sometimes, I prefer to use PHP when building my websites.


I was really good with PHP and MySQL but I haven't used them since college so I'm proably not so hot. C#, MDX, SQL are all I have used for the past 2 years.


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Today at work i sat on my butt, answered phones, and swore at my computer... it is out to eat my soul...


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Today at work i sat on my butt, answered phones, and swore at my computer... it is out to eat my soul...


oh thats not good!

I opened my store today...had to go in at 4 am wow that was so much fun...NOT! I don't really like getting up that early, but somebody has to do it..... sad


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