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My phone is trying to kill me.
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My phone is trying to kill me.

Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.


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Let it.


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Let it what?


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I think you should kill it. It could be aliens transmitting into your brain.


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Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
I think you should kill it. It could be aliens transmitting into your brain.


They could be transmitting money into my brain.


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They could be transmitting money into my brain.
Brain money is difficult to spend no expression


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Brain money is difficult to spend no expression


Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.

You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!


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They could be transmitting money into my brain.


Do you feel richer?


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Do you feel richer?



A little.


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Re: My phone is trying to kill me.

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Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.


i really didnt think i'd see that when i clicked this thread, thanks now the water that i was trying to drink is on my desk.


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i really didnt think i'd see that when i clicked this thread, thanks now the water that i was trying to drink is on my desk.


All in a days work, ma'am.


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Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.

You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!
it's spelled 'masturbate' ninja


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too funny.


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Hope it kills you couz then you will be put out of your misery


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it's spelled 'masturbate' ninja


Sorry, I was trying to come up with a cure for hunger. GIMME SOME DAMN WHADJAMACALLIT!


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WHADJAMACALLIT- you mean soup?


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Sorry, I was trying to come up with a cure for hunger. GIMME SOME DAMN WHADJAMACALLIT!
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Hope it kills you couz then you will be put out of your misery


What if I like misery? WHAT IF I'M AN EMO? Eh? Eh? (Eww.)

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Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.

You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!


You tell him.


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I LOVE YOU MAN!


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Re: My phone is trying to kill me.

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Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.


The phones are here for their revenge!!!


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