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Bloigen
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My phone is trying to kill me.
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:20 PM
Bloigen
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Let it.
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:22 PM
Bloigen
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Let it what?
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:22 PM
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I think you should kill it. It could be aliens transmitting into your brain.
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:23 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
I think you should kill it. It could be aliens transmitting into your brain.
They could be transmitting money into my brain.
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:24 PM
Strangelove
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen
They could be transmitting money into my brain. Brain money is difficult to spend
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:25 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
Brain money is difficult to spend
Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.
You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:28 PM
Pure Passioné
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen
They could be transmitting money into my brain.
Do you feel richer?
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:28 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
Do you feel richer?
A little.
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:28 PM
Dave_97
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Re: My phone is trying to kill me.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.
i really didnt think i'd see that when i clicked this thread, thanks now the water that i was trying to drink is on my desk.
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:30 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dave_kodak
i really didnt think i'd see that when i clicked this thread, thanks now the water that i was trying to drink is on my desk.
All in a days work, ma'am.
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:37 PM
Strangelove
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.
You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!
it's spelled 'masturbate'
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:39 PM
Dave_97
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too funny.
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:39 PM
Legendary Thor
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Hope it kills you couz then you will be put out of your misery
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:39 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
it's spelled 'masturbate'
Sorry, I was trying to come up with a cure for hunger. GIMME SOME DAMN WHADJAMACALLIT!
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:40 PM
Dave_97
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WHADJAMACALLIT- you mean soup?
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:41 PM
Strangelove
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen
Sorry, I was trying to come up with a cure for hunger. GIMME SOME DAMN WHADJAMACALLIT!
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:42 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Red Two
Hope it kills you couz then you will be put out of your misery
What if I like misery? WHAT IF I'M AN EMO? Eh? Eh? (Eww.)
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.
You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!
You tell him.
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:43 PM
Bloigen
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
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I LOVE YOU MAN!
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:44 PM
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Re: My phone is trying to kill me.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.
The phones are here for their revenge!!!
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Dec 4th, 2006 02:44 PM
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