Slay
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Slay's Ultimate Story.
Not too long ago, Slay went to a bar. Just like he does every night before he has a day off. Last Wednesday thus. One thing lead to another and before you could say ''I think that rhinoceros has a severe case of chlamydia'' he was shitfaced. Not a problem you would think. Until Slay got the bright idea of swimming home. Through the canals of Amsterdam. Slay dived into the canal and tried to find his way home on this cold winter night. Suddenly Slay had enough, and he sank. One of his mates who was walking alongside the canal pulled him up, and saved him from a gruesome death. Slay could stand, and the water came to his waist. He now has a severe cold...
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:10 PM
Bardock42
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A very entertaining story.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:12 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bardock42
A very entertaining story.
True as well.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:22 PM
Moosey
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Re: Slay's Ultimate Story.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
Not too long ago, Slay went to a bar. Just like he does every night before he has a day off. Last Wednesday thus. One thing lead to another and before you could say ''I think that rhinoceros has a severe case of chlamydia'' he was shitfaced. Not a problem you would think. Until Slay got the bright idea of swimming home. Through the canals of Amsterdam. Slay dived into the canal and tried to find his way home on this cold winter night. Suddenly Slay had enough, and he sank. One of his mates who was walking alongside the canal pulled him up, and saved him from a gruesome death. Slay could stand, and the water came to his waist. He now has a severe cold...
That officially takes over from the birth of Christ as the Greatest story ever told.
It's actually very funny.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:40 PM
Mywi
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Slay is gorgeous.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:40 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That officially takes over from the birth of Christ as the Greatest story ever told.
It's actually very funny.
I regret ever drinking that one Bailey's too many.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:41 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mywi
Slay is gorgeous.
Hello there.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:41 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mywi
Slay is gorgeous.
Slay?
THAT Slay? *points at Owen Wilson*
Yes, yes he is...
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:42 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Slay?
THAT Slay? *points at Owen Wilson*
Yes, yes he is...
Whatever you say my less successful brother, whatever you say.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:45 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
Whatever you say my less successful brother, whatever you say.
*chuckle* You make me chuckle . Ha ha.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:46 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*chuckle* You make me chuckle . Ha ha.
Go play second fiddle to Kate Hudson...
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:46 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
Go play second fiddle to Kate Hudson...
Go get your nose fixed.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:47 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Go get your nose fixed.
Get your resumé fixed.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:52 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
Get your resumé fixed.
Get your AIDS fixed.
This has been a bad day...so boring. I don't even know why I'm still here.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:53 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Get your AIDS fixed.
This has been a bad day...so boring. I don't even know why I'm still here.
Get your left-nut-cancer fixed.
Neither do I. You know, I should start a weblog just to tell this story.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:54 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
Neither do I. You know, I should start a weblog just to tell this story.
Everyone is just so shite boring. It's painful posting.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:54 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Everyone is just so shite boring. It's painful posting.
Even me?
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:55 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
Even me?
Nah, your almost dying in Amsterdam story was the highlight of the day.
I can't even flirt properly today.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:56 PM
Slay
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nah, your almost dying in Amsterdam story was the highlight of the day.
I can't even flirt properly today.
It was a really funny sight. (Or so I've heard) Me all spartling in the water, my mate pulling me up, and I go like: ''Than kyu.'' And faint.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:57 PM
Moosey
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Slay
It was a really funny sight. (Or so I've heard) Me all spartling in the water, my mate pulling me up, and I go like: ''Than kyu.'' And faint.
It's hillarious (in hindsight) the things we do when drunk. But you could have died, dude. That part ain't funny.
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Dec 15th, 2006 08:59 PM
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