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Röland
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I have ants in my pants!

And they make me want to dance

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Vinny Valentine
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I got an ant farm. Them ****ers didn't grow shit. I said, "C'mon, what about some celery?

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I got an ant farm. Them ****ers didn't grow shit. I said, "C'mon, what about some celery?

I got a Sea People thing once and the little shrimp or whatever they are didn't hatch from the eggs.

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I got a Sea People thing once and the little shrimp or whatever they are didn't hatch from the eggs.

I suggest you feed your Sea People your sperms

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Did they bite you?

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Originally posted by Black Dalek
I suggest you feed your Sea People your sperms

I suggest you have a nice cup of shut the f*ck up.

Besides, I already tried to feed them my sperm.

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Did they bite you?

The ants, my sperm, the sea people or possibly Vinny's ants?

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Originally posted by Röland

The ants, my sperm, the sea people or possibly Vinny's ants?

All of the above?

Feb 26th, 2007 02:13 AM

Arcade Fire
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Sea... monkeys?

Feb 26th, 2007 02:14 AM

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I suggest you have a nice cup of shut the f*ck up.

Does that taste good

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Besides, I already tried to feed them my sperm.

Did they turn into mermaid mutants?

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Feb 26th, 2007 02:14 AM

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Roland's gettin' laid by ants.

I saw the way that ant came onto you.

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Röland
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Sea... monkeys?

Yeah those stupid things, they give you the little aquarium, the eggs, the sand and some other crap. It tells you to put them in the water with the special stuff and they will hatch, but they never did.

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Does that taste good

Did they turn into mermaid mutants?

Of course it tastes good.

No, they didn't turn into anything, I was promised they would turn into mermaids.

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Of course it tastes good.

Then..one cup of shut the **** up plz

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No, they didn't turn into anything, I was promised they would turn into mermaids.

Better get refunds and buy Sea Monkeys

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Feb 26th, 2007 02:19 AM

Röland
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All of the above?

Maybe.

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Roland's gettin' laid by ants. I saw the way that ant came onto you.

There were a bunch, they gang-raped me.

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Yeah those stupid things, they give you the little aquarium, the eggs, the sand and some other crap. It tells you to put them in the water with the special stuff and they will hatch, but they never did.

I think they hatched for me, but I could barely see them. They were probably corpses that died at birth or something.

I got them from a birthday party when I was 8, so it was pretty cheap.

Feb 26th, 2007 02:19 AM

Röland
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Originally posted by Black Dalek
Then..one cup of shut the **** up plz

Better get refunds and buy Sea Monkeys

*hands a cup of shut the f*ck up* Ok now shut the f*ck up.

I got them when I was like 7 for my birthday from my cousin. laughing out loud

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Röland
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Originally posted by Jack of Light
I think they hatched for me, but I could barely see them. They were probably corpses that died at birth or something.

I got them from a birthday party when I was 8, so it was pretty cheap.

Aren't they really tiny shrimp? laughing