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I think I'm having a Heart Attack

my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

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Apr 17th, 2007 08:55 PM

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If real, take an aspirin and call 9-1-1... Since it's not, grab youself by the back of the head and smash your face into your cheap-ass 15" CRT monitor.

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hehehe it was meant as a jab to all these incompetent people who rely on kmc for all their life's advice, even immediately pressing health issues...then it backfired on me

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"The crows are calling my name," thought Caw.

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I'm not sure if you're serious or not...but anyways, I suggest that you stop posting, log off, and go get see a doctor.

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Do what Robtard said. Though, if real, take his second advise anyways.

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Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I'm not sure if you're serious or not...but anyways, I suggest that you stop posting, log off, and go get see a doctor.

even if im was joking? confused

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Apr 17th, 2007 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by FeceMan
"The crows are calling my name," thought Caw.

Correct, but since I didn't make it up, I am quoting it in full to not be a filthy plagiarist.

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Apr 17th, 2007 09:00 PM

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If you were having a heart attack you wouldnt take the time to post

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if you were having a heart attack i doubt youd be on here right now

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Les yeux clos
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Cough....apparently you're supposed to give a chesty cough or something if you think you're having a heart attack.

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Do what Robtard said. Though, if real, take his second advise anyways.

Now... that is "true love". I'm so happy for you two.

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Apr 17th, 2007 09:01 PM

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I suggest that you succumb. It's what God wants you to do

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I suggest you pick up a baseball bat, take careful aim, then whack repeateedley at your own face until dead.

mother****er.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

Well if you drop dead at least the ferrets will have sufficient meat to nibble on until your body is found.

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quote: (post)
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even if im was joking?

Yes, if you are joking you seriously need mental help.

Love ya.

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Apr 17th, 2007 09:10 PM

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Puzzle
Well if you drop dead at least the ferrets will have sufficient meat to nibble on until your body is found.

this is true happy

but who'll give them fresh water?

anyway, just got back from the doctor. i told him that wrathful dwarf told me i needed to see a doctor. i left before the cops arrived.

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Apr 17th, 2007 09:26 PM

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man this thread was finished before it started. Twas like bringing your weiner to a scissor fight.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

I would suggest drinking a Spike energy drink and taking 5 NoDoz and running 15 miles with 10 lbs strapped to your feet.

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Re: I think I'm having a Heart Attack

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

Quick! Eat some bacon!

Then eat a double cheeseburger!

And Chili Cheese Fries!

mmmmm, nevermind, I'll do it.

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