LAst night It was storming and there were all kinds of bright flasshes followed by loud booms. I cant be sure, But i think the cause of these flashes and booms was a flying saucer crash landing in my backyard. Of course at the time i didnt think the flashes and loud booming sounds were alien related untill, i started hearing commotion in my basement, As i started down the stairs to investigate i heard Chit chatter that was not of a human tongue followed by strange shadows dancing on the wall.
I locked the alien in my basement, and im not sure who to call about it, I fear the alien wants to suck out my brain and the government is watching my house. If i leave my house the goerment will kill me to cover up the alien contact, and if i seek the aliens help to kill the government i will lose my brain. I am seriously caught in a catch 22...What am i to do?
__________________ "If you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything" -Twain
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well, whatever you do, dont drive home sleepy and run over mel gibsons wife.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I think the alien Is playing with my dance dance revolution game downstairs. I hear it playing. you dont think he is using it to rig up an intergalactic radio to call reinforcments do you?
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I'm going to suggest that you go down there, introduce your self to the aliens, and get them good and pissed off so they call for their army to come and than things here will start to get really interesting.
Even though things will be interesting for you, i wont be around to watch the war seeing how my brain would be sucked out. I dont speak alien anyway...maybe you could teach me and i can try reasoning with it
__________________ "If you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything" -Twain
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Yeah, I chopped mine up with my katana and fed it to my dog, saved me a weeks worth of Dog food money, only thing is he's now turned green and grown another tail...
Okay okay. Now when the alien comes up to greet you you extend your right foot and wiggle your middle toe and say: Korta Glerebersh Extendialama Anklebracelet Loblawsh Vorschnikle.
Which loosely means "Hello"
To piss it off you simply slap your ass 10 times than say: Vigglebiggle assknocker tonkadoodle.
Which means: "Your mothering unit was a filthy piece of trash that was found at a dumpster behind the local strip club tonkadoodle"
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