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Kram3r
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BIGGY K! LIVE! or, How I went on stage and crashed and burned
This past Friday, I, Biggy K rapped on stage in front of 30 randoms who came to a concert. I was second on stage. Originally, that did not pose a problem, I was fine and everything, until I saw the first act. The first act being a one man band from Melbourne (Originally Illinois) called Fulton Girls Club . He was amazing, absolutely mind blowing, depressing but extremely sincere. The whole room (including myself) was all so taken away by his poetic lyrics. While still flabbergasted and thinking about his set I had to go on and do the EXACT opposite thing, I lost all confidence. What is the exact opposite you ask? A white Australian geek raping about sex. I think a great example of how I went is shown in The Simpsons . If any of you have seen the scene in the episode Rosebud where Homer has to preform comedy at Mr. Burns' birthday after the audience was just told by Mr. Smithers that a dog not unlike Lassie was run over in the parking lot, that was me. Did I drop my pants? No. Did I dance? Yes. Watch the clips if you're interested and watch how my show gets worse and worse. The setlist for the show follows as:
SETLIST
Kram3rsutra
That Girl (A Cheap Beat For A Cheap Hoe)
Dicks & Vaginas
Back Alley
B-I-G-G-Y K
I Wanna (Hit That)
California Girls (A Beach Boys cover)
Here's the first (of three):
Jul 14th, 2007 09:52 AM
The Grey Fox
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GO GRAY DAVIS YOU ARE WILD AND CRAZY AND UNPREDICTABLE
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This has been downloaded 65 time(s).
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Jul 14th, 2007 09:54 AM
Marko
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kram3r
This past Friday, I, Biggy K rapped on stage in front of 30 randoms who came to a concert. I was second on stage. Originally, that did not pose a problem, I was fine and everything, until I saw the first act. The first act being a one man band from Melbourne (Originally Illinois) called Fulton Girls Club . He was amazing, absolutely mind blowing, depressing but extremely sincere. The whole room (including myself) was all so taken away by his poetic lyrics. While still flabbergasted and thinking about his set I had to go on and do the EXACT opposite thing, I lost all confidence. What is the exact opposite you ask? A white Australian geek raping about sex. I think a great example of how I went is shown in The Simpsons . If any of you have seen the scene in the episode Rosebud where Homer has to preform comedy at Mr. Burns' birthday after the audience was just told by Mr. Smithers that a dog not unlike Lassie was run over in the parking lot, that was me. Did I drop my pants? No. Did I dance? Yes. Watch the clips if you're interested and watch how my show gets worse and worse. The setlist for the show follows as:
SETLIST
Kram3rsutra
That Girl (A Cheap Beat For A Cheap Hoe)
Dicks & Vaginas
Back Alley
B-I-G-G-Y K
I Wanna (Hit That)
California Girls (A Beach Boys cover)
Here's the first (of three):
Thats just really...REALLY...Embarrassing!!!
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Jul 14th, 2007 10:04 AM
Bardock42
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God Krab-krab.
You are so funny.
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Jul 14th, 2007 10:09 AM
The Grey Fox
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Isn't he just
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Jul 14th, 2007 10:12 AM
The Red
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Gender: Male Location: BFE, Indiana
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kram3r
This past Friday, I, Biggy K rapped on stage in front of 30 randoms who came to a concert. I was second on stage. Originally, that did not pose a problem, I was fine and everything, until I saw the first act. The first act being a one man band from Melbourne (Originally Illinois) called Fulton Girls Club . He was amazing, absolutely mind blowing, depressing but extremely sincere. The whole room (including myself) was all so taken away by his poetic lyrics. While still flabbergasted and thinking about his set I had to go on and do the EXACT opposite thing, I lost all confidence. What is the exact opposite you ask? A white Australian geek raping about sex. I think a great example of how I went is shown in The Simpsons . If any of you have seen the scene in the episode Rosebud where Homer has to preform comedy at Mr. Burns' birthday after the audience was just told by Mr. Smithers that a dog not unlike Lassie was run over in the parking lot, that was me. Did I drop my pants? No. Did I dance? Yes. Watch the clips if you're interested and watch how my show gets worse and worse. The setlist for the show follows as:
SETLIST
Kram3rsutra
That Girl (A Cheap Beat For A Cheap Hoe)
Dicks & Vaginas
Back Alley
B-I-G-G-Y K
I Wanna (Hit That)
California Girls (A Beach Boys cover)
Here's the first (of three):
I believe I was nipples.
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Jul 14th, 2007 10:28 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kram3r
This past Friday, I, Biggy K rapped on stage in front of 30 randoms who came to a concert. I was second on stage. Originally, that did not pose a problem, I was fine and everything, until I saw the first act. The first act being a one man band from Melbourne (Originally Illinois) called Fulton Girls Club . He was amazing, absolutely mind blowing, depressing but extremely sincere. The whole room (including myself) was all so taken away by his poetic lyrics. While still flabbergasted and thinking about his set I had to go on and do the EXACT opposite thing, I lost all confidence. What is the exact opposite you ask? A white Australian geek raping about sex. I think a great example of how I went is shown in The Simpsons . If any of you have seen the scene in the episode Rosebud where Homer has to preform comedy at Mr. Burns' birthday after the audience was just told by Mr. Smithers that a dog not unlike Lassie was run over in the parking lot, that was me. Did I drop my pants? No. Did I dance? Yes. Watch the clips if you're interested and watch how my show gets worse and worse. The setlist for the show follows as:
SETLIST
Kram3rsutra
That Girl (A Cheap Beat For A Cheap Hoe)
Dicks & Vaginas
Back Alley
B-I-G-G-Y K
I Wanna (Hit That)
California Girls (A Beach Boys cover)
Here's the first (of three):
That was sad.
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Jul 14th, 2007 11:40 AM
Sancty
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Re: BIGGY K! LIVE! or, How I went on stage and crashed and burned
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kram3r
raping about sex
Also, it's krabkrab shirtlessless.
Jul 14th, 2007 12:05 PM
Bardock42
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sanctuary
Also, it's krabkrab shirtlessless.
Sex, here, now!
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Jul 14th, 2007 12:28 PM
Sancty
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bardock42
Sex, here, now!
This quote was on teh screen when my mother took the laptop from me.
Jul 14th, 2007 01:07 PM
Bardock42
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sanctuary
This quote was on teh screen when my mother took the laptop from me.
She totally doesn't know it was me, right?
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Jul 14th, 2007 01:14 PM
Sancty
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bardock42
She totally doesn't know it was me, right?
Well your signature says Sarah and your avatar is my eye, so yeah, I'd say she has no idea.
Jul 14th, 2007 01:27 PM
Bardock42
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sanctuary
Well your signature says Sarah and your avatar is my eye, so yeah, I'd say she has no idea.
Well, so far for a good first impression...
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Jul 14th, 2007 01:28 PM
Naz
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I couldn't understand what you were saying, but I lol'd at the scary keyboard clown, and when you ripped your shirt off, actually I just giggled through the whole thing
Jul 14th, 2007 02:38 PM
Ax3l
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"Bangin the girls and coming inside"
Church Talent Show?
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One little spark...
Jul 14th, 2007 03:14 PM
Cherrywild
Make me want it.
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Jul 14th, 2007 03:49 PM
Hazardous
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x infinity
Jul 14th, 2007 05:24 PM
Barker
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please respond to my PM Thorin
Jul 14th, 2007 05:27 PM
§P0oONY
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White people just shouldn't rap... The large majority simply suck; Kram3r included.
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Jul 14th, 2007 05:47 PM
Cherrywild
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Jul 14th, 2007 06:27 PM
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