REXXXX
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Vampire Squid from Hell
I think that is possibly the most intense, actual scientific name for any creature in existance.
I now own one in place of my Ban Button. If you piss me off, I simply latch the Vampire Squid to your neck and you die. Slowly.
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I dub him Philbert.
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Sep 3rd, 2007 04:34 AM
Röland
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Can you have him mate with something and give me one of the babies?
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Sep 3rd, 2007 04:35 AM
Peach
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I think that would be the most awesome pet ever.
"What's that in the tank?"
"Vampire squid."
"..."
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Sep 3rd, 2007 04:35 AM
§P0oONY
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I foresee a fantastic blow job.
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Sep 3rd, 2007 04:40 AM
General Kaliero
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I seriously need one of those. Not just want. I may in fact be unable to live without a pet Vampire Squid.
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Sep 3rd, 2007 04:42 AM
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Re: Vampire Squid from Hell
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Captain REX
I think that is possibly the most intense, actual scientific name for any creature in existance.
I now own one in place of my Ban Button. If you piss me off, I simply latch the Vampire Squid to your neck and you die. Slowly.
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I dub him Philbert.
I fear not your vampire squid, byatch.......please dont ban me.
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Sep 3rd, 2007 04:46 AM
REXXXX
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Don't worry, Philbert will just eat you alive while dragging you down into the sulfuric pits of Hell .
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Sep 3rd, 2007 07:31 AM
Rogue Jedi
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how large is this abomination?
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Sep 3rd, 2007 07:56 AM
Vinny Valentine
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Sep 3rd, 2007 08:03 AM
dadudemon
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It's called a Vampire Squid because of it spiny protrusions where its suckers are supposed to be....not because it sucks blood. (It really doesn't...it eats with a beak like every other squid.)
It is very badass, as Captain Rex pointed out.
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Sep 3rd, 2007 08:07 AM
Kostabot
I'm a rooster illusion
Gender: Male Location: Over yonder
And what if the member being punished has a squid fetish? eh? Didn't think about that one, did ya Rex? ;P
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Sep 3rd, 2007 08:15 AM
Hazardous
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I see your Vampire Squid from Hell and raise you my Demon Koala.....dont be fooled by its looks, it can kill a man by blinking
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Sep 3rd, 2007 08:15 AM
Kostabot
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Awwwwwww, will you look at the little precious *CHOMP!* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY MOST OF ME!!
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Sep 3rd, 2007 08:19 AM
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Sep 3rd, 2007 08:28 AM
Selphie
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Vampire Squid........farkin' scary........
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Sep 3rd, 2007 11:50 AM
Peach
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My sister thinks the vampire squid is cool.
And, when I showed my mom, she said "holy crap, is that actually real?"
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Sep 3rd, 2007 03:21 PM
FoxMeister
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screw vampire squid.... check out that ****in scary Koala Bear
Sep 3rd, 2007 05:07 PM
REXXXX
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That Koala Bear has nothing on the Vampire Squid. You don't see cute little crackery chocolate snack things being made of the Vampire Squid, do you?
...though, maybe that could have some marketing potential...
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Sep 3rd, 2007 06:23 PM
McLovin
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by §P0oONY
I foresee a fantastic blow job.
You go first.
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Sep 3rd, 2007 06:24 PM
REXXXX
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Yes.
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Sep 4th, 2007 07:04 AM
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