My boss left me a note I just found. I get to fire someone in two days....any tips on how to handle it?
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well, I have to give them a performance review, its the end of their 90 day probationary period.
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Give the review.. and fire the person .... Im guessing the review will tell the person why they are being fired? .... If not.. you should give a reason why as well.
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Damn, that's funny and cool, but sad for the person that's being fired. I don't have any tips lol, but I've always wanted to shout those two beautiful words: "YOU'RE FIRED!" and feel the grim satisfaction that followed.
clean out your desk, byatch.....unless you wanna save your job. *unzips pants*
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Be straight forward, civil, concise, and compassionate.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
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Make poverty history.
Thing is, she KNOWS she has messed up. and I just know she is gonna get all ghetto on me.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
First, I would do the review. Then I would say, in conclusion, [insert boss's name here] that the probationary period is over and your employment is terminated effective today.
I would also do what Storm said to do...try to be nice about it.
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Sep 29th, 2007 04:57 AM
Damn, that's funny and cool, but sad for the person that's being fired. 
I don't have any tips lol, but I've always wanted to shout those two beautiful words: "YOU'RE FIRED!" and feel the grim satisfaction that followed. 
