candylucifer Junior Member Gender: Unspecified
How to convey how I appreciate her
A friend of mine helps me a lot in my work. Now her birthday is comming. I want to send some gifts to her. Can you give me some advise? __________________ Search the keywords 800ChinaBaskets in the search engine and you will find something unusual.
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jinXed by JaNx Senior Member Gender: Male
buy her a gift certificate to a restaurant or spa. If you want to get with her you should buy her something she needs and uses. That way she will be reminded of you everytime she uses it.
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tsilamini Junior Member Gender: Unspecified
__________________ yes, a million times yes
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Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund? Gender: Female
Buy her a dildo.
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dadudemon Senior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kelly_Bean Buy her a dildo.
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Zeal Ex Nihilo Restricted Gender: Male
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Re: "How to convey how I appreciate her"
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dadudemon Senior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo Re: "How to convey how I appreciate her"
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Quiero Mota Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by candylucifer
A friend of mine helps me a lot in my work. Now her birthday is comming. I want to send some gifts to her. Can you give me some advise? quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kelly_Bean Buy her a dildo.
The Office ). So when her birthday rolled along in July, one of the employees there got her a big-ass, penis-shaped lollipop. According to my son, she practically shit her pants when she saw it which gave everyone a good belly laugh, and didn't speak to anyone at work for about a week.__________________
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dadudemon Senior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Quiero Mota This reminds me of a story. This past summer, my oldest son was a server in a shisha parlor, and there was this one lady that no one liked. She was this huge, prudish Bible thumper that was really cold and condescending (kind of like Angela from The Office ). So when her birthday rolled along in July, one of the employees there got her a big-ass, penis-shaped lollipop. According to my son, she practically shit her pants when she saw it which gave everyone a good belly laugh, and didn't speak to anyone at work for about a week.
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Zeal Ex Nihilo Restricted Gender: Male
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
You were trying to hard on that one. __________________ Ask me about my "obvious and unpleasant agenda of hatred."
09:09 AM
Robtard Senor Member Gender: Unspecified
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kelly_Bean Buy her a dildo.
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WanderingDroid THE LOOSE CANNON Gender: Male
Moving to the OTF...
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jadeily Puddin' Pop Gender: Female
Hm. Get a card (as many have mentioned)...
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Punkyhermy like memory in motion Gender: Unspecified
tell her.
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MR.Grum Universal Soul collector Gender: Unspecified
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kelly_Bean Buy her a dildo.
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12:38 AM
Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund? Gender: Female
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon Unless she is really uptight, she actually might like that.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Quiero Mota Yes: never get involved with a coworker.The Office ). So when her birthday rolled along in July, one of the employees there got her a big-ass, penis-shaped lollipop. According to my son, she practically shit her pants when she saw it which gave everyone a good belly laugh, and didn't speak to anyone at work for about a week.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard Now I know what to get you 6 months from today. Any preferences in size or color?
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Rogue Jedi Restricted Gender: Male
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a dozen red roses, simple but elegant, timeless.
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Ms Chelle ubuntu Gender: Female
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ragesRemorse buy her a gift certificate to a restaurant or spa. If you want to get with her you should buy her something she needs and uses. That way she will be reminded of you everytime she uses it.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf Moving to the OTF...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Rogue Jedi a dozen red roses, simple but elegant, timeless.
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Bigon Clown Gender: Unspecified
I suppose I shouldn't suggest that you turn up right beside her after she has had lunch, covered in chocolate sauce and announce "I am the desert." __________________
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Nov 6th, 2007 03:01 AM
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or give him one of yours i know you have a few unopened boxes.
and then tell her to go f*ck herself!
