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Lamest jokes

Whats the lamest joke you heard on KMC?

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Is a bird.
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is a plane
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Is Superman.

So lame. no expression


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the is a bird, is a plane, is superman thing we did on the what do you know about the person above you thread

Happy Dance

edit: ye that


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the is a bird, is a plane, is superman thing we did on the what do you know about the person above you thread

Happy Dance

edit: ye that


About two minutes ago.

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Do you people want me to break out with my horrible jokes?



(WD is known to be the KING of KMC lame jokes.)


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i got a joke, but you be the judge if its lame or not,

what goes black red, black red, black red white?





a black man wanking


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THERE WILL BE NO FIRE, DAMNIT.
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You don't like it hot?
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I like to make my own heat


Holy shit, that was ****ing cheesy.


no expression


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i got a joke, but you be the judge if its lame or not,

what goes black red, black red, black red white?





a black man wanking

haha
someone said that on friday night stick out tongue we then carried on to compare dead baby jokes....


what do you call a three legged donkey?

A Wonkey

no expression (beat that!)


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First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.

Funny sense of humour my plumber has.


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A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies: "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I never found her head!"


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A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies: "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I never found her head!"
...and then I said, "thats not my doctor, ITS MY LAWYER!" no expression


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How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?


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A stupid thread by a very stupid person.

Fail.


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Originally posted by JacopeX
A stupid thread by a very stupid person.

Fail.
jacope posted, a lame joke in itself.


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A stupid thread by a very stupid person.

Fail.


which is ironically what you are on this forum. stick out tongue

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by JacopeX
A stupid thread by a very stupid person.

Fail.
inb4 Lame joke: "Coolest Member in KMC"


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Who bumped this thread by this shit sock? laaaaaaame.


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Who bumped this thread by this shit sock? laaaaaaame.
that was me eek!


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Hmm, this must mean you are a sock then.


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