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Ok, about an hour ago i was grubbing on an ice cream sammich. In the process of munchin on this cold biitch, a piece broke off and fell to the floor. I did not readily gauge the size of this delinquent piece...,i was not even looking at the food in hand. I decided i would pick up the stray piece of me ice cream sammich soon enough . Nearly an hour past, i had neglected to clean up my mess. I believe my thoughts were "ill get it eventually" forgetting that ice cream melts. Well, i had re-positioned my feet only to discover the effects of my sloth. My left foot slid across a thick, slimey mosit substance. I quickly identified this to be a memorable fail, but did not yet know how far it would evolve.
There i was...,foot tainted by ice cream sammich goo. now the goo had been smeared to spread from a radius of a few inches to a disaster zone of depressing proportions. My first instinctual reaction was to wipe the ice cream goo off on my right calf, so now, i have old nasty, sticky ice cream crap on my foot and floor, but now it has spread across the hemisphere to the opposite calf. As i walked to the bathroom i naturally slipped and fell backwards cracking my head on the pedal of the bicycle i store in my computer room. Jesus, i have yet to complete my adventure to the bathroom to gather a mop and bucket for disaster relief. I am scared my most worst fail lwill result in a fatal fail sad

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i only read the first sentence and the last word big grin

and posted on this thread. because i realize i dont have the patience to read all of it. big grin

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Ok, about an hour ago i was grubbing on an ice cream sammich. In the process of munchin on this cold biitch, a piece broke off and fell to the floor. I did not readily gauge the size of this delinquent piece...,i was not even looking at the food in hand. I decided i would pick up the stray piece of me ice cream sammich soon enough . Nearly an hour past, i had neglected to clean up my mess. I believe my thoughts were "ill get it eventually" forgetting that ice cream melts. Well, i had re-positioned my feet only to discover the effects of my sloth. My left foot slid across a thick, slimey mosit substance. I quickly identified this to be a memorable fail, but did not yet know how far it would evolve.
There i was...,foot tainted by ice cream sammich goo. now the goo had been smeared to spread from a radius of a few inches to a disaster zone of depressing proportions. My first instinctual reaction was to wipe the ice cream goo off on my right calf, so now, i have old nasty, sticky ice cream crap on my foot and floor, but now it has spread across the hemisphere to the opposite calf. As i walked to the bathroom i naturally slipped and fell backwards cracking my head on the pedal of the bicycle i store in my computer room. Jesus, i have yet to complete my adventure to the bathroom to gather a mop and bucket for disaster relief. I am scared my most worst fail lwill result in a fatal fail

Mother****er. no expression

Sucks.

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i only read the first sentence and the last word and posted on this thread. because i realize i dont have the patience to read all of it.

Then don't bother posting in the thread if you won't take the time to know what it's about.

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Mother****er. Sucks.

Then don't bother posting in the thread if you won't take the time to know what it's about.

but i feel like posting it anyway. then i realize that im unstoppable. smile

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but i feel like posting it anyway. then i realize that im unstoppable.

post where you like and how you like, this is the OTF. big grin

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but i feel like posting it anyway. then i realize that im unstoppable.

That sucks man.

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That was a good Fail, it made us laugh laughing out loud

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It wasn't a good fail, it was an epic fail.

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you said fail! laughing

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Delicious copypasta. amirite?

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you said fail!

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Re: just hit new level of failness

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Ok, about an hour ago i was grubbing on an ice cream sammich. In the process of munchin on this cold biitch, a piece broke off and fell to the floor. I did not readily gauge the size of this delinquent piece...,i was not even looking at the food in hand. I decided i would pick up the stray piece of me ice cream sammich soon enough . Nearly an hour past, i had neglected to clean up my mess. I believe my thoughts were "ill get it eventually" forgetting that ice cream melts. Well, i had re-positioned my feet only to discover the effects of my sloth. My left foot slid across a thick, slimey mosit substance. I quickly identified this to be a memorable fail, but did not yet know how far it would evolve.
There i was...,foot tainted by ice cream sammich goo. now the goo had been smeared to spread from a radius of a few inches to a disaster zone of depressing proportions. My first instinctual reaction was to wipe the ice cream goo off on my right calf, so now, i have old nasty, sticky ice cream crap on my foot and floor, but now it has spread across the hemisphere to the opposite calf. As i walked to the bathroom i naturally slipped and fell backwards cracking my head on the pedal of the bicycle i store in my computer room. Jesus, i have yet to complete my adventure to the bathroom to gather a mop and bucket for disaster relief. I am scared my most worst fail lwill result in a fatal fail

Until that smere gets to your sister's shirt and your father sees it and thinks you gave her a dirty sanchez, you didn't fail too horribly.

What? Had to cheer him up somehow.

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