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So I had to make number one, and.....

I went to the bathroom, and my cat, Jinx, is looking at the toilet with a predatory look in its eye. I know sumthin is up, so I look in the toilet, and there is a RAT in the toilet. BIG sewer rat. Its body, not counting the tail, was at least 4 to 5 inches long.

So I start thinking on ways of killing it. I go to my apartment and get my .22 revolver. I take aim on the damn thing then realize DURH if I shoot it, I will likely shatter the toilet bowl. I gotta go number two now, so I am brainstorming on how to get this rat outta the toilet, then it hits me....

I grab a mop. I am gonna drown it, then remove it after it is dead, right? WRONG....I put the mop on the rat and submerge it in the toilet, and it immediately starts thrashing, as if sensing my intent. Then, in the blink of an eye, it works it's way out from under the mop, crawls UP the mop handle, ONTO MY SHOULDER, then it jumps off into the darkness.....

DUDE...I was FREAKING. I had rat hair on my shoulder and on the toilet and I STILL haven't used the bathroom. embarrasment

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I know.

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I would have been scared shit less.

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I would have been scared shit less.

I was, man. Damn thing probably had rabies.

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Re: So I had to make number one, and.....

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I went to the bathroom, and my cat, Jinx, is looking at the toilet with a predatory look in its eye. I know sumthin is up, so I look in the toilet, and there is a RAT in the toilet. BIG sewer rat. Its body, not counting the tail, was at least 4 to 5 inches long.

So I start thinking on ways of killing it. I go to my apartment and get my .22 revolver. I take aim on the damn thing then realize DURH if I shoot it, I will likely shatter the toilet bowl. I gotta go number two now, so I am brainstorming on how to get this rat outta the toilet, then it hits me....

I grab a mop. I am gonna drown it, then remove it after it is dead, right? WRONG....I put the mop on the rat and submerge it in the toilet, and it immediately starts thrashing, as if sensing my intent. Then, in the blink of an eye, it works it's way out from under the mop, crawls UP the mop handle, ONTO MY SHOULDER, then it jumps off into the darkness.....

DUDE...I was FREAKING. I had rat hair on my shoulder and on the toilet and I STILL haven't used the bathroom.

I thought you had to make number one?

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I thought you had to make number one?

I did, but then number two came along and superceded number one.

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I cleaned up the mess and got busy.

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I did, but then number two came along and superceded number one.

That's disgusting.

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I would have freaked out!

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That's disgusting.

no, THATS a bodily function.

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May 29th, 2008 02:27 AM

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So what, it's now loose in your house?

Shoulda closed the lid and flushed all night. Throw some bleach in or something.

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I would have screamed like a little girl laughing

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May 29th, 2008 02:44 AM

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I go to my apartment and get my .22 revolver. I take aim on the damn thing then realize DURH if I shoot it, I will likely shatter the toilet bowl.

And you were saying that hunting is bad.

You were prepared to shoot a poor defenseless animal in your house.

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And you were saying that hunting is bad. You were prepared to shoot a poor defenseless animal in your house.

it was a nasty rat!

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it was a nasty rat!

What if I think deer are nasty?

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What if I think deer are nasty?

never said you were wrong if you thought that now did I?

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Originally posted by gefallen_engel
never said you were wrong if you thought that now did I?

...no.

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