TRH
Grand Poobah
Gender: Male Location:
I was almost killed.
So me and my friend and my dog are in front of my building and we hear this crashing noise, normally we would have been in the back were this noise was coming from but we were in the front.
Immediately the thought came to my mind, "its a wreck out on the road".
So we bolt around with my dog to the back of my home and we come face to face with a deadly situation.
There is a man driving a car through the backyards, if he turns left, he would takes out my neighbors dish, if he turns to the right, he would hits me, my friend and my dog, he turned away from us and destroys a pole and my neighbors satellite dish.
I turn to my friend he takes my dog and I run towards the car, the driver is dead drunk, one of my neighbors, another neighbor is screaming attempting to get him out of the car, by pulling him out.
He then steers towards my grandmother building but makes a sharp turn and slams into a car, and through the grass and jumps out of the car and runs to hide. At this point I lose my temper and start shouting at him "what the **** were you doing you crazy idiot" several times, I just lost it, my dog would have definitely been killed on any normal night had it not been for the moon.
We gave a statement, on any normal night, had we not have been looking at the moon, we would have been right there and killed, he almost hit several buildings.
Thank god the moon was full or I would be dead or in a hospital.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:42 AM
dadudemon
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Bacta Tank.
Re: I was almost killed.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by TRH
So me and my friend and my dog are in front of my building and we hear this crashing noise, normally we would have been in the back were this noise was coming from but we were in the front.
Immediately the thought came to my mind, "its a wreck out on the road".
So we bolt around with my dog to the back of my home and we come face to face with a deadly situation.
There is a man driving a car through the backyards, if he turns left, he would takes out my neighbors dish, if he turns to the right, he would hits me, my friend and my dog, he turned away from us and destroys a pole and my neighbors satellite dish.
I turn to my friend he takes my dog and I run towards the car, the driver is dead drunk, one of my neighbors, another neighbor is screaming attempting to get him out of the car, by pulling him out.
He then steers towards my grandmother building but makes a sharp turn and slams into a car, and through the grass and jumps out of the car and runs to hide. At this point I lose my temper and start shouting at him "what the **** were you doing you crazy idiot" several times, I just lost it, my dog would have definitely been killed on any normal night had it not been for the moon.
We gave a statement, on any normal night, had we not have been looking at the moon, we would have been right there and killed, he almost hit several buildings.
Thank god the moon was full or I would be dead or in a hospital.
Glad you're still alive.
You can still listen to SOAD!!!
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:44 AM
TRH
Grand Poobah
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Glad you're still alive.
You can still listen to SOAD!!!
Yes, thank goodness, at least I would have been severely injured.
And SOAD rocks
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:45 AM
AbnormalButSane
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What an idiot! Glad your okay.
And the moon does look awesome tonight.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:45 AM
TRH
Grand Poobah
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
What an idiot! Glad your okay.
And the moon does look awesome tonight.
Thank goodness it's not cloudy!
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:46 AM
Sol Valentine
~Magnificent Ruffian~
Gender: Male Location: 713th White Hot Room
quote: (post ) Originally posted by TRH
So me and my friend and my dog are in front of my building and we hear this crashing noise, normally we would have been in the back were this noise was coming from but we were in the front.
Immediately the thought came to my mind, "its a wreck out on the road".
So we bolt around with my dog to the back of my home and we come face to face with a deadly situation.
There is a man driving a car through the backyards, if he turns left, he would takes out my neighbors dish, if he turns to the right, he would hits me, my friend and my dog, he turned away from us and destroys a pole and my neighbors satellite dish.
I turn to my friend he takes my dog and I run towards the car, the driver is dead drunk, one of my neighbors, another neighbor is screaming attempting to get him out of the car, by pulling him out.
He then steers towards my grandmother building but makes a sharp turn and slams into a car, and through the grass and jumps out of the car and runs to hide. At this point I lose my temper and start shouting at him "what the **** were you doing you crazy idiot" several times, I just lost it, my dog would have definitely been killed on any normal night had it not been for the moon.
We gave a statement, on any normal night, had we not have been looking at the moon, we would have been right there and killed, he almost hit several buildings.
Thank god the moon was full or I would be dead or in a hospital.
Dude, that shit's crazy.
I'm so happy to see you're alive.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:47 AM
Because I can
Defenestration
Gender: Unspecified Location: Everywhere you don't want me to be
quote: (post ) Originally posted by TRH
Yes, thank goodness, at least I would have been severely injured.
And SOAD rocks
aw man
that sucks
you alright tho?
and yeah
SOAD does rock...
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Thanks Scythe for the awesome sig
Jul 18th, 2008 03:47 AM
NemeBro
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Gender: Unspecified Location: Saving KMC
Damn, good thing you are alive mane.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:47 AM
TRH
Grand Poobah
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Dude, that shit's crazy.
I'm so happy to see you're alive.
Yeah, he was so drunk
And thank you.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:47 AM
TRH
Grand Poobah
Gender: Male Location:
I'm alive and kicking, a little shaken.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:48 AM
The Grey Fox
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Good to hear you're unharmed Paddy. I hate idiot drivers like that.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:50 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Oh shittles, tell me if he gets out of prison, I'll kill him for ya.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:50 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TRH
So me and my friend and my dog are in front of my building and we hear this crashing noise, normally we would have been in the back were this noise was coming from but we were in the front.
Immediately the thought came to my mind, "its a wreck out on the road".
So we bolt around with my dog to the back of my home and we come face to face with a deadly situation.
There is a man driving a car through the backyards, if he turns left, he would takes out my neighbors dish, if he turns to the right, he would hits me, my friend and my dog, he turned away from us and destroys a pole and my neighbors satellite dish.
I turn to my friend he takes my dog and I run towards the car, the driver is dead drunk, one of my neighbors, another neighbor is screaming attempting to get him out of the car, by pulling him out.
He then steers towards my grandmother building but makes a sharp turn and slams into a car, and through the grass and jumps out of the car and runs to hide. At this point I lose my temper and start shouting at him "what the **** were you doing you crazy idiot" several times, I just lost it, my dog would have definitely been killed on any normal night had it not been for the moon.
We gave a statement, on any normal night, had we not have been looking at the moon, we would have been right there and killed, he almost hit several buildings.
Thank god the moon was full or I would be dead or in a hospital.
I'm sorry, I just had too much to drink.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:51 AM
dadudemon
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Bacta Tank.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'm sorry, I just had too much to drink.
Look out for Scythe, he's gonna kill you after you get done getting ass raped in prison.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:51 AM
TRH
Grand Poobah
Gender: Male Location:
Thank you, Thank you.
Yeah, he has been arrested for drunk stuff before, this time he might not get out so quickly.
I just can't believe he drove right thorough the backyards
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:52 AM
TRH
Grand Poobah
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'm sorry, I just had too much to drink.
Thank you, sorry about that
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:52 AM
Because I can
Defenestration
Gender: Unspecified Location: Everywhere you don't want me to be
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'm sorry, I just had too much to drink.
man i wish you were funny
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Thanks Scythe for the awesome sig
Jul 18th, 2008 03:53 AM
dadudemon
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Bacta Tank.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by TRH
Thank you, Thank you.
Yeah, he has been arrested for drunk stuff before, this time he might not get out so quickly.
I just can't believe he drove right thorough the backyards
Drunk driving is really really lame...I've lost 2 good friends from drunk driving.
When you get older, you'll look back and think that this story is hilarious. You'll tell your kids about it to deter them from getting slobbering drunk in highschool.
It might have been more humorous if he wasn't drunk.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:54 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Look out for Scythe, he's gonna kill you after you get done getting ass raped in prison.
Then back to square one after that...
Hmm, I should invent some kind of Ass-Chap and sell it only in American Prisons, the idea sounds stupid but $14 million bucks in sales would say otherwise.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:55 AM
TRH
Grand Poobah
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Drunk driving is really really lame...I've lost 2 good friends from drunk driving.
When you get older, you'll look back and think that this story is hilarious. You'll tell your kids about it to deter them from getting slobbering drunk in highschool.
It might have been more humorous if he wasn't drunk.
I am very sorry about that.
Yeah,ha, this guy has been in and out of jail for beer related problems for years and hes like 50.
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Jul 18th, 2008 03:55 AM
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