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The ''not politically correct'' joke thread

What is posted in this thread is humoristic, and should be taken as such. All jokes about jews, caucasian, black, politics, everything we're not supposed to say, well you can post them here.

I'll be the icebreaker.


Why are black people fast runners?

Answer: Because if they get caught, they go to prison.
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I saw some footage of all the Olympic athletes training before the games.

The Chinese really stood out for me though, using the same athlete for all of the events.


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Have you heard? There is a party at Virginia Tech tonight.
Free shots for all students.


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Why do women have boobs?

So you got something to look at while you're talkin' to 'em


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How many Jews can a New Beattle hold?

Answer: The driver, one on the passenger's seat, 2 on the back bench and 15000 in the ashtray
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I see a lot of women are browsing this site...

The dinner won't cook itself you know.


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White people drive like this. "do do do dodo. Hey pal! Get out of my way you turd!"


Black people are all "Yo, move *****"


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What's white on top and black on bottom?

Society.


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God damned politicians. It's not enough they have to lie to their wives, they have to lie to us to.
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Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.


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How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
By sitting down before the last guy gets up.


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A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

Customer says, "Female"

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Customer says, "white"

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Toku King
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
By sitting down before the last guy gets up.


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What's easier, to cook a jew or a turkey?

Answer: The turkey, at least it doesn't yell in the oven.
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?

White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all mother****ers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"


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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.

So I pushed the old **** over


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.

So I pushed the old **** over
That's actually a Walshy one I remembered.


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Things you don't want to do in the nude.

10. Fry bacon
9. Arc weld
8. Bathe a cat
7. Operate a snow blower
6. Clear a patch of poison ivy
5. Insulate the attic with fiberglass
4. Operate a lathe
3. Present a children's television show
2. Take Mass with the Pope

And the Number 1 thing not to do in the nude:
1. Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk


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Why do Jews watch porn films backwards?

They love the bit where the prostitute gives the money back.


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What's worst than a dead baby inside a container.

Answer: A pile of dead babies inside a container.

What's worst?

Answer: The baby at the bottom is still alive.

What's even worst?


Answer: It's eating its way up to top.


What's the worst?

He goes back in because he wants more.
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
That's actually a Walshy one I remembered.
this thread was made for sickipedia


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