Ganner Rhysode
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My girlfriend just called me, crying.
I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.
We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.
What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?
SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:19 PM
JacopeX
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Most of that information was useless.
So now what?
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:21 PM
Mairuzu
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Tell her to start learning how to make a prison shank
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:23 PM
~Wålshy~
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did you just want to tell us that you fooled round with your girlfriend?
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:23 PM
Mairuzu
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And i like how you add to add the whole "fooling around" bit
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:23 PM
chillmeistergen
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What on earth is this fella going on about?
Why did the friend go to the old woman's house? Why would she think it was your girlfriend?
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:26 PM
Mr. Rhythmic
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Re: My girlfriend just called me, crying.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.
We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.
What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?
SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.
That doesn't make sense.
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:26 PM
chillybanana
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Don't get it...why the phone call?
Aug 22nd, 2008 06:27 PM
Mairuzu
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Gender: Male Location: The bellies
Are you gay?
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:27 PM
dadudemon
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Re: Re: My girlfriend just called me, crying.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Toku King
That doesn't make sense.
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:28 PM
Mr. Rhythmic
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mairuzu
And i like how you add to add the whole "fooling around" bit
Yeah, what does 'fooling around' have to do with anything?
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:28 PM
iKinneas
Black Swordsman
Gender: Male Location: Aincrad II
How are you a felon, dude? Unless your girlfriend's underage, and I'm not implying that she is, I see nothing you've done wrong. Or your girlfriend, for that matter. The friend, however, could probably go to jail if the mess wasn't straightened up...
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:29 PM
Mairuzu
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Gender: Male Location: The bellies
I say you both deserve to go to prison for 2 hours of fooling around and no sex
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:30 PM
dadudemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Jericho Zerø
How are you a felon, dude? Unless your girlfriend's underage, and I'm not implying that she is, I see nothing you've done wrong. Or your girlfriend, for that matter. The friend, however, could probably go to jail if the mess wasn't straightened up...
But he said his girlfriend called him crying.
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:31 PM
iKinneas
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mairuzu
I say you both deserve to go to prison for 2 hours of fooling around and no sex
I agree!
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:35 PM
Ax3l
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Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
That's stupid, you're stupid.
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:36 PM
FoxMeister
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To be honest, you can't be a felon because nothing actually happened
Aug 22nd, 2008 06:39 PM
Mairuzu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by FoxMeister
To be honest, you can't be a felon because nothing actually happened
y u post srs replai to dum-dum thr3d??
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:41 PM
FoxMeister
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mairuzu
y u post srs replai to dum-dum thr3d??
Ahm sorreh.
dum-dum doawn enuf 4 tis thred???
Aug 22nd, 2008 06:43 PM
Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male Location: The bellies
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FoxMeister
Ahm sorreh.
dum-dum doawn enuf 4 tis thred??? sur yea sur
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Aug 22nd, 2008 06:44 PM
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