...were sitting on a bench in front of the local supermarket. (Now before you decide to post 'k' or some smart-ass comment like ''You sure spend a lot of time around your local supermarket'', read the rest of the thread).
Suddenly, this kid rides past us on a bicycle, probably about 17 or 18 years old, dressed completely in Lonsdale clothing. Around here that usually means you're most likely to be a racist, and probably a criminal.
Shortly after that my friend suggested we'd go to his house. And so we do. We walked onto a fairly big road, when we see the kid ride about 30 m in front of us. He turns around and shouts '' You filthy n*gger, I'm going to cut you open!'' then makes a turn right. (My friend is black)
However in order to get to his house, we have to make right turn there as well. The kid notices us again, and starts shouting that he's going to kill him again, then rides away. We walk on, but as we cross a street, I see the kid running towards us from the left of me, shouting, again, the he's going to kill my friend, only know, he's actually holding a knife. We decide to walk on, and as we've reached the end of the block, the kid comes round the corner and walks onto the block we're on right now. He stops, screams that he's going to kill him if he ever sees him again around here then shouts ''Sich heil!'', then walks back to his house.
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Here dude, I'll change the ending for you.
So me and my friend...
...were sitting on a bench in front of the local supermarket. (Now before you decide to post 'k' or some smart-ass comment like ''You sure spend a lot of time around your local supermarket'', read the rest of the thread).
Suddenly, this kid rides past us on a bicycle, probably about 17 or 18 years old, dressed completely in Lonsdale clothing. Around here that usually means you're most likely to be a racist, and probably a criminal.
Shortly after that my friend suggested we'd go to his house. And so we do. We walked onto a fairly big road, when we see the kid ride about 30 m in front of us. He turns around and shouts '' You filthy n*gger, I'm going to cut you open!'' then makes a turn right. (My friend is black)
However in order to get to his house, we have to make right turn there as well. The kid notices us again, and starts shouting that he's going to kill him again, then rides away. We walk on, but as we cross a street, I see the kid running towards us from the left of me, shouting, again, the he's going to kill my friend, only know, he's actually holding a knife. We decide to walk on, and as we've reached the end of the block, the kid comes round the corner and walks onto the block we're on right now. He stops, screams that he's going to kill him if he ever sees him again around here then shouts ''Sich heil!'', then walks back to his house. Suddenly my friend crapped out what looked like fish tacos, so we sat on the curb and ate lunch.
...were sitting on a bench in front of the local supermarket. (Now before you decide to post 'k' or some smart-ass comment like ''You sure spend a lot of time around your local supermarket'', read the rest of the thread).
Suddenly, this kid rides past us on a bicycle, probably about 17 or 18 years old, dressed completely in Lonsdale clothing. Around here that usually means you're most likely to be a racist, and probably a criminal.
Shortly after that my friend suggested we'd go to his house. And so we do. We walked onto a fairly big road, when we see the kid ride about 30 m in front of us. He turns around and shouts '' You filthy n*gger, I'm going to cut you open!'' then makes a turn right. (My friend is black) So my freind says, "yeah?" and he says "yeah" so my freind pulls out a ninja sword and rips off of his shirt and flies through the air towards him with particle effects surrounding him as he assumes a dramatic mid-air pose. then he slices the guy into 8 pieces as he passes at mach 2. then my freind crapped out what looked like fish tacos so we sat on the curb and ate lunch.
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Nov 5th, 2008 08:25 PM
FER TEA!!
