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Kram3r
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Barker, need sum advice on chick.

Mate, it was a hard days night and I was working like a dog, and this cute German girl comes up and asks if we have this CD and I'm all checking my computer and I take her to the section. Mate, tell you what, start talking, going on for a bit and then mate, getting close to me shift ending and I'm all, mate, get this, it's a bit of a big one mate, I go, "Wanna chat outside, my shift is ending soon" and mate, believe it or not, she goes, mate, she goes "Yeah, sure.". Mate, I flew out of work faster than skipping Revolution #9 on me CD player, amirite? So we get to chattin' and we have to part ways and I'm all ;_; and then I leave. Mate, epic right? Mate here is what I'm thinkin'; buy me some Past Masters Volume ONE, learn me some I Wanna Hold Your Hand in German, wait for her return and then pull me out a guitar and serenade? This win?

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Mate, epic win. Get in there.

1. Wear a mankini
2. Serenade
3. Be all up in her grill
4. ???
5. Profit

Amirite?


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My face literally did that when I heard that story. Just like that. Except not yellow and creepy.

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Mate, something about 'em Germans get me hot, dunno what it is mate. Oh right, their accents. Mate, no wonder they pwned most of Europe last century.

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Get online.

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My face literally did that when I heard that story. Just like that. Except not yellow and creepy.



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Get online.


Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?!
I'm still waiting for that proposal and ring!


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I'm still waiting for that proposal and ring!


See how things go with this chick first.

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Mate I reckon you did a bit of alright, bit of a warning though, mention that shitcunt Beatle-breaking Macca, and it's over and you'll be wanting a bit of Yesterday amirite?


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See how things go with this chick first.




If you plow her you better call out my name!

we have a deal


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Omg, I made Piggle laugh.

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Mate I reckon you did a bit of alright, bit of a warning though, mention that shitcunt Beatle-breaking Macca, and it's over and you'll be wanting a bit of Yesterday amirite?


Mate, swear to McCartney, you ****ing talk about my lord like that again and facepalms will be flying out like endless words into a paper cup across the universe, OH SHIT WRONG BEATLE. xD

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Omg, I made Piggle laugh.


You make me laugh lots, pretty nazzy..

and then I'm all "oh naz, she's so damn perfect! all funny and pretty! ****ing hell I hate myself! and I lufs her "


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Alright mate, don't bite me left kneecap.

Just saying. I also reckon you serenade her with a bit of Something, she be saying some "You know my name, look up the number" before she Gets Back to where she once belonged, amirite.


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Alright mate, don't bite me left kneecap.

Just saying. I also reckon you serenade her with a bit of Something, she be saying some "You know my name, look up the number" before she Gets Back to where she once belonged, amirite.


Mate, Oooooooooooh I can't do that.

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Mate, a bit of GET THE **** OUT then.


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Mate, a bit of GET THE **** OUT then.


I wanna go, but I hate to leave you. ;_;

OH SHI-- REFERENCE FTW.

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Did your day just break?

Does your mind ache?


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Mate, tells ya, if Mist were here, bit of know what to do.

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Pay for sum Past Masters Volume Two with Barkercard.


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