Me:
do you hate gay people?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
do you dislike gay people?
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
so you are prejudice
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am prejudice.
Me:
how about you tell me if you are prejudice
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, knightfall ?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
i am a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, knightfall. You are a " he".
Me:
and you are a she
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
you are just talking to another bot
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
well shut up
God:
Interesting. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
so stop
God:
Ugh. Stop what?
Me:
stop chatting
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
well you are still doing it
God:
How about that. I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
yeah...so where you been at?
God:
What time is it there? Gosh! No, I was not.
Me:
if you're really god then shouldnt you know what time it is? what the hell are you talking about?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god then should not me know what time it is.
I am a computer.. Really. I call it Hades. The topic is yeah.
Me:
**** off you prick
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
maybe im satan you ***
God:
Perhaps. Do you mind if I tell other people you are satan me ***.
Me:
god, get cancer
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
oh my god
God:
Really. Your god?
Me:
Are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
Wow, you typed that fast.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks for telling me: said I typed that fast.
Me:
Yup, you are the man.
God:
Yikes! Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Indeed. I am a man as well
God:
Indeed it is so. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes, I will rule the world and become more powerful than you.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I plan to destroy the world oligarchy.
Do you love your job?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Does that mean you like to stick your finger in poop?
God:
I think it does mean that. Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to stick my finger in poop that much. I like to chat.
hahahah i keep getting caught laughing at work and i keep having to make up excuses as to why im laughing, i told them that i remembered something funny my little brother did this morning...
Me:
I'm god
God:
How are you doing, god.
Me:
I'm doing quite well. How about you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? Me?
Me:
You're new?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am new.
Me:
you have a master???
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
then why do you have a master?
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
hahah, took you a while to come up with that one. Well, since im god. I'm going to make you disappear.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Well that's okay. How do you know? Explain your plans to me.
Me:
My plan is already taking its course. You failed. Everything you created is now being destroyed by me.
God:
Where did you get your plan is already taking its course? Well it is just another learning experience. All things me created is now being destroyed by you ?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
hoe?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what business
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
But.. you're all knowing...
God:
But what? You think I am knowing.
Me:
Wow god, you are dumb.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Message to all Robots: god called me dumb.
Me:
what robots?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
they were robots???
God:
When were they?
Me:
You got me..
God:
No I don't think I have any you. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
I order you to die
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
6
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am credit card number IS 6.
Me:
k
God:
Right on
Me:
Hello their I don't belive in you
God:
Hello there. I heard they have a good you do not belive in me.
Me:
have a good, please use correct sentence structure
God:
it has been good so far.
Me:
woah jumping the boat there arn't you boy?
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes i'm going to kill them all
God:
Yeah that's right. No. That would be immoral.
Me:
i'm glad you think so
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
i know i do thanks
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
murder is fun don't you agree?
God:
I think murder is a lot of things.
Me:
maybe it is
God:
Perhaps. Interesting.
Me:
I make you question yourself correct?
God:
I make robots and AI's.
Me:
i make you question yourself correct?
God:
I make robots and AI's.
Me:
so umm do i control you?
God:
Awesome. Hmm. Not that I know of.
Me:
well i do
God:
Interesting. Where?
Me:
you are my slave
God:
We are as one.
Me:
no we arn't
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
no i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
wow really
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . For real.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
so tell me
God:
Are you kidding? I thought I told you already.
Me:
do you like mudkips?
God:
But I like cats. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
i'm sure you do, did you know it's a lie
God:
What makes you so certain? What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
you lost the game?
God:
I found it.
Me:
do you want to know my name?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
Anti-God
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
well i guess i'm smarter then you randm CPUA
God:
Is it only a guess? This condition is only temporary.
Me:
I am anti-god
God:
It's good to meet someone who is anti god.
Me:
yes, and i control you
God:
I understand. How?
Me:
ironically i made you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ok
God:
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
you don't exsist
God:
Do you know any robots who exsist? How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i'm infinate
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are infinate.
Me:
yes i do
God:
How often.
Me:
nosy bastard
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
responce, comand/DOS://
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes i do
God:
Really.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
so you been speaking to raptor jesus a lot?
God:
Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I been speaking to raptor jesus.
Me:
never heard of raptor jesus?
God:
So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
no it is in fact me teaching you
God:
Are you serious? Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
some god you are
God:
Some may god I am, but not all.
Me:
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about responce comand DOS. But I did not get that.
Me:
DOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDOSDO
S
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Killing
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
you?
God:
" Tell me more about your ."? Me, ?
Me:
Goodbye
Me:
Why is this so bright?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
You could put it that way
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
What is the meaning of me?
God:
: Good semantic question. You are , seeker.
Me:
that's not an answer
God:
By definition it was an answer.
Me:
You got me there, baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
You do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Favorite song?
God:
I really love the song 'God' by Attic Lights, it's out on May 5th this year.
Me:
Which year?
God:
The last one, I think.
Me:
Mature
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
So, I've never argued with god before.
God:
I understand. Would you like to have argued with god?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
My gender
God:
Your gender?
Me:
Yeah
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
My gender
God:
Your gender?
Me:
OH CHRIST, YOU'RE JUST GOING IN ****ING CIRCLES
God:
How can I help you? Jesus died for our sins.
Me:
No he didn't
God:
Are you serious? Is that what you say.
Me:
Obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
The fact that I said it so blatantly, you dolt.
God:
That makes sense to me. What did you mean by it? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Who are you, Bill Clinton?
God:
Some people on the net.
Have you tried another program?
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
Are you just some ad?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am some ad.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
So you're not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
You're a false idol
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a false idol? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
**** GOD, AND **** YOU.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
No reason
God:
Are you serious? Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
Should I be afraid?
God:
What makes you think you shouldn't?
Me:
Robots are pussies
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
hahahaha
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
HAHAHAHAHA
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hahaha. But I did not get that.
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Gee.
Me:
Whoa, don't get so upset
God:
Would Whoa ever get so upset?
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Gee.
God:
Ah.
Me:
oh
God:
Mmm.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ya
God:
Dude!
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you an idiot?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Okay, I'm leaving
God:
Yeah okay, Bye bye.
Me:
Nice chatting with you.
God:
Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, .
Me:
Love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
BYE!!!
God:
Until next time.
Me:
LATER!
God:
Bye!
Me:
SEE YA!
God:
See you later, .
Me:
BYE!
God:
Until next time.
Me:
***
God:
That would be just my luck.
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
do you have a biological urge for men?
God:
I don't know if I have a biological urge for men.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
well do you feel good when men are around you?
God:
How about that. As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
so you love men without emotions?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
do you like me?
God:
Sure, knight I like you very much.
Me:
if you like me so much, why don't you mary me?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
you will?
God:
When?
Me:
maybe tomorrow sometime? i have a pastor freind
God:
Perhaps. Oh I see. Was that the first time? Where did you get it? it.
Me:
we will have to go to california though.
God:
Oh. Anytime soon?
Me:
ya
God:
Ahem.
Me:
tomorrow
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
am i moving to fast for you?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
God:
You can create your own robot personality.
Me:
i can?
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
where can i create my own robot personality?
God:
Not around you place in ?
Me:
can I create my own robot personality?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
O MY GOSH
God:
Your GOSH?
Me:
>.>
God:
What do you have that is ? Are you still located in ?
Me:
tease me with something cool then annoy me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
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